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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:08 am

Way to go, Senator!

Trouble is, Canada doesn't want him back.
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby pip » Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:21 am

Plenty of space for him to disappear into in Canada though :lol:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:39 am

True, or they could parachute the bugger into the Aussie outback. In bush fire season! :lol:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:22 pm

Does Sssssssssshhhhhhttt you know what burn in a bush fire Bouncy. :lol:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Quatermass » Thu Feb 06, 2014 10:27 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:True, or they could parachute the bugger into the Aussie outback. In bush fire season! :lol:


We don't want him here either. He graffitied a hotel's tennis court on the Gold Coast.

And I think you're confusing the outback with the bush. Not only that, but is a bushfire guaranteed to get him? I personally reckon he might have a little too much of the cockroach about him. In short, I'm not sure even nuclear winter will get him.

Anyway, more distressing news, though the fact that these two were picked up quickly after the fact is mildly heartening...

http://www.skynews.com.au/topstories/article.aspx?id=948208&cid=BP_RSS_TOPSTORIES_2_Twopoliceofficerschargedwithrape_070214

Seriously, two coppers raping a young woman? At least the police acted swiftly to charge these two.
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Quatermass » Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:27 pm

Ashton Kutcher and Charlie Sheen in a Two and a Half Men Tweet-off... :roll:

http://www.skynews.com.au/showbiz/article.aspx?id=948496
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Jan Van Quirm » Sat Feb 08, 2014 3:37 pm

Sounds like it should be 2 & 2 quarter Men... :roll:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Quatermass » Sun Feb 09, 2014 9:24 pm

Jan Van Quirm wrote:Sounds like it should be 2 & 2 quarter Men... :roll:


Question is, who are the full Men? :roll:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Jan Van Quirm » Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:34 pm

Never bothered to watch it except for teasers when I've had the misfortune to happen on them - is it the guy who looks like Kripke in Big Bang but isn't? Him and the kid anyway - Kutcher and Sheen can't ever be Half Men because that honorific can only belong to Peter Dinklage :twisted:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Quatermass » Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:53 pm

Jan Van Quirm wrote:Never bothered to watch it except for teasers when I've had the misfortune to happen on them - is it the guy who looks like Kripke in Big Bang but isn't? Him and the kid anyway - Kutcher and Sheen can't ever be Half Men because that honorific can only belong to Peter Dinklage :twisted:


Regarding pseudo-Kripke: You mean Jon Cryer, don't you?

Regarding Half-Man joke: :lol:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Jan Van Quirm » Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:40 pm

Yep that's the one - in one clip of 2.5 he looked a lot like Barry Kripke for some reason
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby TinatheConfused » Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:07 pm

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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby janet » Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:15 pm

Argh! It's not April 1st already is it?
Luckily we don't see many of those buggers around here :lol:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby chris.ph » Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:27 pm

it will give the drop bears something to think about :whistle: :whistle:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Quatermass » Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:35 pm

http://www.skynews.com.au/offbeat/article.aspx?id=949723&cid=BP_RSS_ODDSPOT_1_Womanfoundlivingwithcorpsecompanion_120214

This smiley matches my facial expression when I saw the headline: :o

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