Thank You everyone mum is cooking mine i'm having a only birthday dinner with my older sister truly and morgan and mum i have to go to dads tomorrow night. . im geting some present tonight. i having for my dinner roast vebtables and steak.
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For your birthday, Haydee, I'm going to do my impression of your mum writing about your birthday!
GODDDDDDDDD!!!! It's Haydee's birthday and today I got up at 5 to start baking the cake but the flour jug fell on the floor and when I was clearing it up a giant poisonous spider ran out and bit me and I had to call the ambulance and to hospital where they said it wasn't really poisonous but on the way back a kangaroo landed on the car and caused a dent so by the time I got home it was 7 and I started cooking again but then the stove wouldn't turn on and I kept on banging it with a hammer until it finally went on and then
CRAZY TIME HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!
A spaceship landed on the lawn and four aliens came out and tried to steal the eggs but I said no way and waved them off with the LARGE HUNTING KNIFE but they stole them anyway so I had to go to the store but on the way a giant monsoon came and washed away the road and I found myself floating across the Pacific and then landed on Tasmania.
TASMANIA!!!!!!! WHAT AM I DOING IN TASMANIA??????????
So I had to swim all the way back, and when I got home the oven was on and the aliens had tnoughtfully left me three hens which had hatched from the eggs they stole and they laid about 30 eggs so I could finish the cake and clean up the kitchen and by the time Haydee came home we all shouted out HAPPY BIRTHDAY, which scared away the 30 foot pit vipers which were hiding in the linen closet.
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