What made you smile today? 6
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Re: What made you smile today? 6
by Bouncy Castle » Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:25 pm
Straight roads and WiFi?
Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.
The rest of us are a bit crap.
The rest of us are a bit crap.
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Re: What made you smile today? 6
by pip » Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:39 pm
Thats why we've crap broadband in ireland 
'Dead tree technology!
Information that , if carefully stored , would last for millennia! And no batteries required.'
Terry Pratchett
'There is no future for e-books, because they are not books. E-books smell like burned fuel.'
Ray Bradbury (RIP)
Information that , if carefully stored , would last for millennia! And no batteries required.'
Terry Pratchett
'There is no future for e-books, because they are not books. E-books smell like burned fuel.'
Ray Bradbury (RIP)
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Re: What made you smile today? 6
by Alanz » Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:33 pm
What made me smile today, Has to be the One Word story that i've been playing with ghost all day 
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Re: What made you smile today? 6
by Who's Wee Dug » Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:30 pm
What would I need headache pills for Chris I'm OK with 3D, and for the short review how many words do you want in it pick between 2 and 10 because that's about all I would write.chris.ph wrote:take some headache tablets b4 you go mate and write us a small review, we will wait for jan to see it for a full one
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
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Re: What made you smile today? 6
by chris.ph » Mon Dec 10, 2012 7:24 pm
good,bad or crap they were on about in the paper that the speed they shot hobbit in is v fast and can give people bad heads 
they were on about in the paper that the speed they shot hobbit in is v fast and can give people bad heads measuring intelligence by exam results is like measuring digestion by turd length
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Re: What made you smile today? 6
by Who's Wee Dug » Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:19 pm
I will be OK with that, I did read a bit about it don't think it will bother me.
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
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Re: What made you smile today? 6
by Who's Wee Dug » Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:29 am
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
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Re: What made you smile today? 6
by Del » Tue Dec 11, 2012 5:33 am
Bouncy Castle wrote:This just made me chuckle, from Twitter;Terry Pratchett @terryandrob
No phones and no Internet. Again. Not even the Victorians had no Internet.
Ummmm.... how did they tweet that of they had no internet then......
Just keep swimming... just keep swimming.. just keep swimming....
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Re: What made you smile today? 6
by Ghost » Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:40 am
yeah I was going to say the same thing lol
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Re: What made you smile today? 6
by Bouncy Castle » Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:43 am
That's what I replied to them. Dunno if there's been a response or not.
This made me laff.
In church I heard a lady in the pew next to me saying a prayer. It was so sweet and sincere that I just had to share with you.
Dear Lord,
This has been a tough two or three years.
You have taken my favourite actor Patrick Swayze.
My favourite musician Michael Jackson.
My favourite Blues Singer Amy Winehouse.
My favourite actress Elizabeth Taylor.
And now my favourite singer Whitney Houston.
I just wanted you to know that my favourite politicians are Ed Miliband, David Cameron, Nick Clegg and Ed Balls.
This made me laff.
In church I heard a lady in the pew next to me saying a prayer. It was so sweet and sincere that I just had to share with you.
Dear Lord,
This has been a tough two or three years.
You have taken my favourite actor Patrick Swayze.
My favourite musician Michael Jackson.
My favourite Blues Singer Amy Winehouse.
My favourite actress Elizabeth Taylor.
And now my favourite singer Whitney Houston.
I just wanted you to know that my favourite politicians are Ed Miliband, David Cameron, Nick Clegg and Ed Balls.
Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.
The rest of us are a bit crap.
The rest of us are a bit crap.
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Re: What made you smile today? 6
by Alanz » Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:51 am
Bouncy Castle wrote:That's what I replied to them. Dunno if there's been a response or not.
This made me laff.
In church I heard a lady in the pew next to me saying a prayer. It was so sweet and sincere that I just had to share with you.
Dear Lord,
This has been a tough two or three years.
You have taken my favourite actor Patrick Swayze.
My favourite musician Michael Jackson.
My favourite Blues Singer Amy Winehouse.
My favourite actress Elizabeth Taylor.
And now my favourite singer Whitney Houston.
I just wanted you to know that my favourite politicians are Ed Miliband, David Cameron, Nick Clegg and Ed Balls.
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Re: What made you smile today? 6
by Who's Wee Dug » Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:19 am
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
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Re: What made you smile today? 6
by chris.ph » Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:58 am
measuring intelligence by exam results is like measuring digestion by turd length
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Re: What made you smile today? 6
by Bouncy Castle » Tue Dec 11, 2012 1:51 pm
This made me smile yesterday. Ordered Friday (ebay) arrived yesterday.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/160890952970? ... 1439.l2649
Very snazzy and shiny!
Must wear long sox, or they rub the back of your leg.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/160890952970? ... 1439.l2649
Very snazzy and shiny!
Must wear long sox, or they rub the back of your leg.
Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.
The rest of us are a bit crap.
The rest of us are a bit crap.
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