This is NOT a copy of a Terry Pratchett Watch short story which DIDN'T appear in a WH Smiths free magazine. The story ISN'T titled "Theatre of Cruelty" and the artwork ISN'T by Josh Kirby. The story DOESN'T appear in "Once more with footnotes" which DOESN'T sell for well over 100 pounds on ebay, so some of you might not have read it.
I SHOULDN'T receive it soon because I HAVEN'T just bought it.
If you DON'T send me a PM with your name and address, I WON'T send you (completely free) a colour photocopy of the story. My only stipulation being that you DON'T donate some money to Alzheimer's when you DON'T receive your copy, which I'm sure you WON'T do because I DON'T trust you.