What made you smile today? 5

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Re: What made you smile today? 5

Postby Catch-up » Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:29 pm

Hayden, the bubble rocket looks fun! My girls would love it. :D

Del, so wonderful about your random hug, especially that it wasn't creepy.

Joolz, Bouncy, :lol: .
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Re: What made you smile today? 5

Postby Bouncy Castle » Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:58 pm

Methinks I should remove that joke, as H. may pop into this thread.

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Re: What made you smile today? 5

Postby wicked woman » Tue Sep 25, 2012 6:14 pm

Maybe you're right. Was funny though.
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Re: What made you smile today? 5

Postby raisindot » Tue Sep 25, 2012 8:23 pm

Put it back, Bouncy! I missed it. Besides, 99% of us here are adults (in age, anyway).

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Re: What made you smile today? 5

Postby chillicamper » Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:13 am

I'm smiling because I have a day off work :D Got to go and see Daniel's new school that he will start at next September and discuss some stuff with them about his medical condition. That's this morning.....then this afternoon, the world is my pearl producing mollusc :D
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Re: What made you smile today? 5

Postby Tonyblack » Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:13 am

Have a good day off, Chilli! :D
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Re: What made you smile today? 5

Postby wicked woman » Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:43 am

Take the time to chill chilli. I'll get me coat. Couldn't help it.
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Re: What made you smile today? 5

Postby Tonyblack » Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:58 am

Don't forget your umbrella WW! :lol:
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Re: What made you smile today? 5

Postby wicked woman » Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:05 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: What made you smile today? 5

Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:45 am

raisindot wrote:Put it back, Bouncy! I missed it. Besides, 99% of us here are adults (in age, anyway).

If you're worried, hide it under a
Spoiler: show
that says "No one who is an adult should read this." :D



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A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.

She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times till her husband says... "Are you wearing crotch less panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank God for that... I thought you were sitting on the cat".
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Re: What made you smile today? 5

Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Sep 26, 2012 11:11 am

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans,

walk into a very fine restaurant.

After scrutinizing the group, the Maitre D says "I'm sorry",..........







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Re: What made you smile today? 5

Postby chris.ph » Wed Sep 26, 2012 11:15 am

:doh: :doh:
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Re: What made you smile today? 5

Postby Tonyblack » Wed Sep 26, 2012 11:18 am

I love the way that joke bundles all the nations of Africa into "and 2 Africans". :lol:
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Re: What made you smile today? 5

Postby pip » Wed Sep 26, 2012 11:43 am

Tonyblack wrote:I love the way that joke bundles all the nations of Africa into "and 2 Africans". :lol:

Yep.Bouncy is a proper racist :D
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Re: What made you smile today? 5

Postby Catch-up » Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:49 pm

:lol:

The petition to have trick or treating at a later time was accepted! :D Now Hubby doesn't have to try to get off work over an hour early and there won't be the mad rush to get the girls ready and out. They're both riding the bus this year. We would have had exactly 20 minutes to get them something to eat and get them in their costumes on the old schedule. :roll: This will be much more relaxed and it will be so much more fun for them to trick or treat after dark. Not to mention the jack o lanterns and decorations will all look so much cooler! :D
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