Here are pictures of one of my Muscovy duck females, she has a particular fetish for plastic bags, cant keep her away from them! If she finds a bag she tries to get inside it, possibly to lay, but she never lays any eggs whilst inside them! I even put this one on top of a wheelie bin to keep it away from her, but she still found it, and flew up on top of the bin to get at it!
A Nod is the same as a wink to a blind horse . . .