'Dead tree technology! Information that , if carefully stored , would last for millennia! And no batteries required.' Terry Pratchett 'There is no future for e-books, because they are not books. E-books smell like burned fuel.' Ray Bradbury (RIP)
Saw this tonight on Russel's good news show. A Kung fu hamster(scroll down please) :
'It's just like crop circles. No matter how many aliens own up to making them, there are always a few diehards who believe that humans go out with garden rollers in the middle of the night-'