PIPS BABY POOL

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Re: PIPS BABY POOL

Postby wicked woman » Fri May 11, 2012 1:25 pm

Dotsie wrote:
wicked woman wrote:That reminds me of a joke...

Doctor comes to family in waiting room, "says it's bad news I'm afraid. The only hope for your relative is a brain transplant. We can do it, but the family would have to cover the cost of the brain." "Ok, they say. How much would it cost? " "A male brain costs $2,000 and a female brain costs $4,000." Theres a few smiles from the men then one brave man asks "Why the difference?" "Market forces, female brains cost less because they've been used."

But but, the female brain costs twice as much??

Did you mess it up hun? ;) That's cos your brain's been overworked!


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Re: PIPS BABY POOL

Postby The Mad Collector » Fri May 11, 2012 5:37 pm

To quote Sir Terry

‘It’s a well-known fact that women can’t read,’ said Gurder. ‘It’s not their fault, of course. Apparently their brains get too hot. With the strain, you know. It’s just one of those things.’
One of those? Oh I'm sure I have one somewhere..

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Re: PIPS BABY POOL

Postby Willem » Sun May 13, 2012 9:58 am

Dotsie wrote:Oooh, I thought you'd left us!


Haven't left, just really stressed for time the last month. A huge crapload of work (and to be fair, a lot of forum time was passing time at work :oops: ) and social obligations (still seeing the same girl even, although it's really not anything serious, but that's probably worth it's own thread full of public disclosure that I don't think is appropriate, or fair to her :)). I try to check in here every day to see what's going on, mostly the important stuff like 'Let's learn to count', the joke thread, and Pip's baby situation :) At least I've got 3 days off starting Wednesday to recharge! Although a big chunk of those will be spent on Diablo III /nerdmode.
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Re: PIPS BABY POOL

Postby Dotsie » Mon May 14, 2012 10:56 am

Willem wrote: that's probably worth it's own thread full of public disclosure that I don't think is appropriate, or fair to her :)

Think about what's fair to us! :lol:

It's good to see you popping in though, glad you're still around ;)
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Re: PIPS BABY POOL

Postby pip » Mon May 14, 2012 11:06 am

Well , another check up today and all is well :D Baby is in the right position and everyone is healthy :D
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Re: PIPS BABY POOL

Postby Dotsie » Mon May 14, 2012 11:09 am

:D :D :D
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Re: PIPS BABY POOL

Postby Batty » Mon May 14, 2012 2:15 pm

Glad that all is well, pip. :handgestures-thumbup:
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Re: PIPS BABY POOL

Postby Penfold » Mon May 14, 2012 2:21 pm

:D :D :D
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Re: PIPS BABY POOL

Postby The Mad Collector » Mon May 14, 2012 7:19 pm

I've got some Jamesons in ready to celebrate with you Pip
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Re: PIPS BABY POOL

Postby Tonyblack » Mon May 14, 2012 9:02 pm

Good news! The last few weeks are awfully long though. ;)
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Re: PIPS BABY POOL

Postby pip » Tue May 15, 2012 1:00 pm

Have the bottles of Jameson ready to go over here as well :D
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Re: PIPS BABY POOL

Postby Joolz » Tue May 15, 2012 1:03 pm

pip wrote:Have the bottles of Jameson ready to go over here as well :D


Bottles? Going to be a good head wetting then :D I've got Bushmills- is that acceptable?
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Re: PIPS BABY POOL

Postby pip » Tue May 15, 2012 1:04 pm

Joolz wrote:
pip wrote:Have the bottles of Jameson ready to go over here as well :D


Bottles? Going to be a good head wetting then :D I've got Bushmills- is that acceptable?


Bushmills is always allowed. I'll send the address you can post it to :D
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Re: PIPS BABY POOL

Postby Joolz » Tue May 15, 2012 1:07 pm

pip wrote:
Joolz wrote:
pip wrote:Have the bottles of Jameson ready to go over here as well :D


Bottles? Going to be a good head wetting then :D I've got Bushmills- is that acceptable?


Bushmills is always allowed. I'll send the address you can post it to :D


I'll filter it through my kidneys to remove any impurities first :lol:
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Re: PIPS BABY POOL

Postby pip » Tue May 15, 2012 1:12 pm

:lol: :lol:
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