PIPS BABY POOL

[Quatermass]

It is meant to be good for the hair though.

...

What.

[Penfold]

Beer shampoo is meant to be good for your hair.

[Quatermass]

Okay, I think you just broke my brain. And I've now gotta go and find the warranty...

[The Mad Collector]

Here you go Q

http://www.healthmonthly.co.uk/microbroo_presents_broo_craft_beer_shampoo

[wicked woman]

Okay, I think you just broke my brain. And I've now gotta go and find the warranty...

[Quatermass]

Okay, I think you just broke my brain. And I've now gotta go and find the warranty...

If I can't find the warranty, Pip's paying for the replacement.

[Sister Jennifer]

I think that beer shampoo thing is a load of bollocks. I can just see a lab full of men somewhere saying, 'Right, they didn't fall for the man-milk being good as a face cream, let's see if they'll go for beer as a shampoo. Imagine it gents! Women smelling of hops & barley without all the bad dancing and crying and the passing around of the homemade vol-au-vents.'

[pip]

Okay, I think you just broke my brain. And I've now gotta go and find the warranty...

If I can't find the warranty, Pip's paying for the replacement.

can't cost too much

[Quatermass]

If I can't find the warranty, Pip's paying for the replacement.

can't cost too much

Have you seen the price of brains lately?



This one alone is over 9000...dollars. And if you're paying attention, then you'll see that that's a very downmarket brain. Perfect for some people, but not for me.

[pip]

Ah but your's has been heavily used so has lost value

[Quatermass]

Ah but your's has been heavily used so has lost value

I'll take that as a compliment. For now...

And you didn't spot the joke regarding the brain picture above. Hint, that isn't a human brain.

[jaznbonnie]

Oh, look at this low mileage one Igor found sitting up on his shelf:

[wicked woman]

That reminds me of a joke...

Doctor comes to family in waiting room, "says it's bad news I'm afraid. The only hope for your relative is a brain transplant. We can do it, but the family would have to cover the cost of the brain." "Ok, they say. How much would it cost? " "A male brain costs $2,000 and a female brain costs $4,000." Theres a few smiles from the men then one brave man asks "Why the difference?" "Market forces, female brains cost less because they've been used."

[pip]

Ah but your's has been heavily used so has lost value

I'll take that as a compliment. For now...

And you didn't spot the joke regarding the brain picture above. Hint, that isn't a human brain.

Missed that. A chimp brain

[Dotsie]

That reminds me of a joke...

Doctor comes to family in waiting room, "says it's bad news I'm afraid. The only hope for your relative is a brain transplant. We can do it, but the family would have to cover the cost of the brain." "Ok, they say. How much would it cost? " "A male brain costs $2,000 and a female brain costs $4,000." Theres a few smiles from the men then one brave man asks "Why the difference?" "Market forces, female brains cost less because they've been used."

But but, the female brain costs twice as much??

Did you mess it up hun? That's cos your brain's been overworked!