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Re: PIPS BABY POOL

Postby Quatermass » Tue May 08, 2012 11:43 pm

Penfold wrote:It is meant to be good for the hair though. :D


...

What. :|
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Re: PIPS BABY POOL

Postby Penfold » Wed May 09, 2012 12:06 am

Beer shampoo is meant to be good for your hair. :D
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Re: PIPS BABY POOL

Postby Quatermass » Wed May 09, 2012 12:29 am

Okay, I think you just broke my brain. And I've now gotta go and find the warranty... :?
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Re: PIPS BABY POOL

Postby The Mad Collector » Wed May 09, 2012 6:41 pm

One of those? Oh I'm sure I have one somewhere..

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Re: PIPS BABY POOL

Postby wicked woman » Wed May 09, 2012 8:21 pm

Quatermass wrote:Okay, I think you just broke my brain. And I've now gotta go and find the warranty... :?

:lol:
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Re: PIPS BABY POOL

Postby Quatermass » Wed May 09, 2012 10:58 pm

wicked woman wrote:
Quatermass wrote:Okay, I think you just broke my brain. And I've now gotta go and find the warranty... :?

:lol:


If I can't find the warranty, Pip's paying for the replacement. :D
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Re: PIPS BABY POOL

Postby Sister Jennifer » Thu May 10, 2012 12:10 am

I think that beer shampoo thing is a load of bollocks. I can just see a lab full of men somewhere saying, 'Right, they didn't fall for the man-milk being good as a face cream, let's see if they'll go for beer as a shampoo. Imagine it gents! Women smelling of hops & barley without all the bad dancing and crying and the passing around of the homemade vol-au-vents.'
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Re: PIPS BABY POOL

Postby pip » Thu May 10, 2012 8:11 am

Quatermass wrote:
wicked woman wrote:
Quatermass wrote:Okay, I think you just broke my brain. And I've now gotta go and find the warranty... :?

:lol:


If I can't find the warranty, Pip's paying for the replacement. :D


can't cost too much ;)
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Re: PIPS BABY POOL

Postby Quatermass » Thu May 10, 2012 8:51 am

pip wrote:
Quatermass wrote:If I can't find the warranty, Pip's paying for the replacement. :D


can't cost too much ;)


Have you seen the price of brains lately?

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This one alone is over 9000...dollars. And if you're paying attention, then you'll see that that's a very downmarket brain. Perfect for some people, but not for me.
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Re: PIPS BABY POOL

Postby pip » Thu May 10, 2012 9:46 am

Ah but your's has been heavily used so has lost value :D
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Re: PIPS BABY POOL

Postby Quatermass » Thu May 10, 2012 10:52 pm

pip wrote:Ah but your's has been heavily used so has lost value :D


I'll take that as a compliment. For now...

And you didn't spot the joke regarding the brain picture above. Hint, that isn't a human brain.
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Re: PIPS BABY POOL

Postby jaznbonnie » Thu May 10, 2012 11:09 pm

Oh, look at this low mileage one Igor found sitting up on his shelf: ;)

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Re: PIPS BABY POOL

Postby wicked woman » Fri May 11, 2012 7:31 am

That reminds me of a joke...

Doctor comes to family in waiting room, "says it's bad news I'm afraid. The only hope for your relative is a brain transplant. We can do it, but the family would have to cover the cost of the brain." "Ok, they say. How much would it cost? " "A male brain costs $2,000 and a female brain costs $4,000." Theres a few smiles from the men then one brave man asks "Why the difference?" "Market forces, female brains cost less because they've been used."
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Re: PIPS BABY POOL

Postby pip » Fri May 11, 2012 8:16 am

Quatermass wrote:
pip wrote:Ah but your's has been heavily used so has lost value :D


I'll take that as a compliment. For now...

And you didn't spot the joke regarding the brain picture above. Hint, that isn't a human brain.

Missed that. A chimp brain :roll:
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Re: PIPS BABY POOL

Postby Dotsie » Fri May 11, 2012 8:31 am

wicked woman wrote:That reminds me of a joke...

Doctor comes to family in waiting room, "says it's bad news I'm afraid. The only hope for your relative is a brain transplant. We can do it, but the family would have to cover the cost of the brain." "Ok, they say. How much would it cost? " "A male brain costs $2,000 and a female brain costs $4,000." Theres a few smiles from the men then one brave man asks "Why the difference?" "Market forces, female brains cost less because they've been used."

But but, the female brain costs twice as much??

Did you mess it up hun? ;) That's cos your brain's been overworked!
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