Bouncy Castle wrote:Ugh indeed.
How those creatures could call themselves christians is beyond me.
God wrote:21:9 And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire.
God wrote:12:1 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
12:2 Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If a woman have conceived seed, and born a man child: then she shall be unclean seven days; according to the days of the separation for her infirmity shall she be unclean.
12:3 And in the eighth day the flesh of his foreskin shall be circumcised.
12:4 And she shall then continue in the blood of her purifying three and thirty days; she shall touch no hallowed thing, nor come into the sanctuary, until the days of her purifying be fulfilled.
12:5 But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days.
12:6 And when the days of her purifying are fulfilled, for a son, or for a daughter, she shall bring a lamb of the first year for a burnt offering, and a young pigeon, or dove, for a sin offering, unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, unto the priest:
12:7 Who shall offer it before the LORD, and make an atonement for her; and she shall be cleansed from the issue of her blood. This is the law for her that hath born a male or a female.
12:8 And if she be not able to bring a lamb, then she shall bring two turtles, or two young pigeons; the one for the burnt offering, and the other for a sin offering: and the priest shall make an atonement for her, and she shall be clean.
......her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days.
And the Supreme Cornholio said to Moses,
Tell those SOBs that, You have a woman up the duff and she delivers a boyo, she shall be ostracised like a nerd amongst chavs for seven days. 'Cos I said so. On the eighth day, take the kiddie's winkie and cut a bit off the end. The bird will have to remain off-limits for another 33 days. 'Cos I said so. If she delivers another goil, then she's got to be locked away for two weeks with the kid, and then left alone for 36 days all up. 'Cos I said so. Oh, and when she's done, either way, she's gotta bring me a present, capisce? Need a lamb and a dove. Give it to the priest. Oh, but if she can't bring a lamb, bring a coupla turtles or doves. Or turtledoves. Whatever.
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