File this under "Headlines that left you speechless"

[Quatermass]

http://bigpondnews.com/articles/OddSpot/2012/10/28/Snake_sneaks_onto_flight_to_Glasgow_810308.html?cid=ZBP_NEWS_L_L1_Snake_sneaks_onto_flight_to_Glasgow_281012

Now, say it with me, people: I have HAD IT with these motherf***in' snakes on this motherf***in' plane!

[Bouncy Castle]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/3 ... 45386.html

I sincerely hope these two are NOT breeding.

[Quatermass]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/30/lisa-holley-idaho_n_2045386.html

I sincerely hope these two are NOT breeding.

They have already, because they have a daughter (presumably biological). The question is, will they breed again?

[Bouncy Castle]

Gawd, I hope not.

What mesmerised me was that if you shaved the husband, he'd be the wife!!

[Quatermass]

You noticed that too?

Maybe they're related. It'd explain a lot. Especially if their parents were too.

[Bouncy Castle]

http://www.buhlchamber.org/

Sitting along the beautiful, scenic, Highway 3o in Southern Idaho, is the community of Buhl. Otherwise known as the "Trout Capital of the World" due to the high production of Trout at the many fish hatcheries in the area.

[Quatermass]

Is this a load of Buhl?

(Well, SOMEONE had to say it...)

[Bouncy Castle]

I assumed that was how it was pronounced, too!!

[ChristianBecker]

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/com ... 69754.html

The fact itself doesn't really leave me speechless, but that GL seems to be 4 · 10⁹$ richer now. Crazy.

[Bouncy Castle]

I don't think it's all in cash.

Reports I've heard are cash and shares.

Having said that, it's silly money.

Wonder if George could lend me a tenner until payday?

[Quatermass]

My reaction to the above was to make a snarky remark in the related thread in the TV and Film forum:

"I feel a disturbance in the Force. As if millions of Star Wars fans suddenly cried out OH F**K!"

[Joolz]

Gawd, I hope not.

What mesmerised me was that if you shaved the husband, he'd be the wife!!

I found a copy of their family tree

[Bouncy Castle]

It's tiny, Joolz. Looks like a casserole dish from here!

[Quatermass]

It looks like a single stick.

Love the joke, Joolz, but you ever see the family tree of the Saxe-Coburgs? It's not so much a single stick or a crane's foot as much as a tangled bramble of incest that spirals down into pants-on-head oblivion.

Anyway, more sordid details emerging during the Jimmy Savile saga...

http://bigpondnews.com/articles/Entertainment/2012/11/01/Savile_took_girls_to_nurses_block_811541.html?cid=ZBP_NEWS_L_R1_FEATURE_Savile_took_girls_to_nurses_block_011112

I would ask "Will the horrors never cease?", but I think it'll be a long time before they do. Ugh.

[Bouncy Castle]

Oh is that what it is?

Re: Savile. His £4m estate has now been frozen, pending a squillion lawsuits.