And I'll put money on my mum still having her stockings on! My Dad'd roll up his turn ups to have a paddle..
Thanks to Chris getting angry with me and making me go buy a portal thingy wossname, I am now going through a load of old photos of my Dad's time in India, Burma and pre war and what was amazing, and that I did not know, was that I had the baptism form of Diane who would have been my elder sister had she lived. She died at six months. That caused a bout of tears 'cos I had always wanted a big sister. But there were lovely shots of my mum and Dad, and blow me, If I didn't find one of my Grandad, complete with fag in mouth and cuddling the hound from Hell that terrified the neighbourhood for years.
Thanks for being strict at me,Chris,
I'm still being surprised at what I've found by going through an old suitcase! I've still got to go through the the photo albums...