What made you smile today? 4

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Re: What made you smile today? 4

Postby Dotsie » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:49 pm

(Snicker snicker snicker)

There's a new boss coming anyway ;)
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Re: What made you smile today? 4

Postby Tonyblack » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:52 pm

Congrats Mrs Pip! :D
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Re: What made you smile today? 4

Postby pip » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:52 pm

Dotsie wrote:So she'll be your boss then? (Snicker)

she always was. but as with most of my work it'll be on a consultancy basis so i'm my own boss :lol:
I have to keep telling myself that and then i might actually believe it :D
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Re: What made you smile today? 4

Postby ChristianBecker » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:55 pm

If you need someone to proof read the book or parts of it, feel free to send me excerpts etc.
On with their heads! I'm the clown prince of fools
if you don't get the joke it's your loss
Love and laughter you see are the new currency
'cause greed's coinage is not worth a toss

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Re: What made you smile today? 4

Postby pip » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:56 pm

Definitely a plan in the future CB . Cheers :D
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Re: What made you smile today? 4

Postby Bouncy Castle » Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:18 pm

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening,' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted pay cheques.

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' I put 'DOCTOR.'

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.

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Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

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Re: What made you smile today? 4

Postby wicked woman » Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:20 pm

ROTFL
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Re: What made you smile today? 4

Postby pip » Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:37 pm

Very good :lol:
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Re: What made you smile today? 4

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:58 pm

Quite a few of them made me chuckle. :lol: :mrgreen:
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Re: What made you smile today? 4

Postby Dotsie » Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:03 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

Really? Damn.
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Re: What made you smile today? 4

Postby chris.ph » Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:59 pm

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

after that idiot last week this isnt necessarily true anymore :ugeek: :ugeek:
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Re: What made you smile today? 4

Postby TwoShotTino » Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:14 pm

Congrats to Mrs Pip :D

@Bouncy - I love the Worksatation one :lol:
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Re: What made you smile today? 4

Postby Toothy » Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:12 pm

Congratulations, Mrs Pip! :D :clap:

Love those, Bouncy! Just what I needed at the end of a short but fraught week. Thankeee muchly! :D
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Re: What made you smile today? 4

Postby ShadowNinjaCat » Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:00 pm

Congrats to Mrs Pip! :D
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Re: What made you smile today? 4

Postby Catch-up » Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:07 am

Good ones Bouncy! :lol: The skydiving one reminded me of a line from a TP book. Something like, "All mushrooms are edible. Some of them only once."
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