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Re: How do you feel today? 3

Postby chris.ph » Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:23 pm

janet wrote:Golf: comedic definition: A good walk spoiled.


it was also what mark twain said about golf :ugeek:
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Re: How do you feel today? 3

Postby Del » Wed Jul 18, 2012 7:01 pm

Who's Wee Dug wrote:Catch-up just tell them you can't be in it because, you need to be there on the outside waving and taking photo's of Thing 2 in the parade and that she will be soooooo dissapointed you are not there to see her, parental duties and all that. ;) :mrgreen:


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Re: How do you feel today? 3

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:26 pm

Thanks Del Image :lol: I do have my moments. :mrgreen:
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Re: How do you feel today? 3

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:31 am

Sore throat.
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Re: How do you feel today? 3

Postby pip » Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:35 am

AWWW
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Re: How do you feel today? 3

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:36 am

Yeah, and if it does it's usual, I'll end up with a chest infection.
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Re: How do you feel today? 3

Postby pip » Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:36 am

Not good
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Re: How do you feel today? 3

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:38 am

Indeed. Always been prone to colds. Am pathalogical about hand-washing. I must have washed my hands about a dozen times today, since I got into work.
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Re: How do you feel today? 3

Postby Catch-up » Thu Jul 19, 2012 12:02 pm

Sorry Bouncy. :( I hope it doesn't turn into a chest infection. Those are awful. Try to get as much rest as you can and gargle with salt water to help your throat.
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Re: How do you feel today? 3

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Jul 19, 2012 12:25 pm

I'm inclined to gargle with alcohol!! ;)
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Re: How do you feel today? 3

Postby Catch-up » Thu Jul 19, 2012 12:26 pm

Whatever works! ;)
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Re: How do you feel today? 3

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Thu Jul 19, 2012 12:58 pm

Bouncy! have you tried last thing at night, swallow a small clove of garlic and don't chew it, when it breaks down in your body overnight it attacks the infection, I used to take it with a spoonful of yoghurt slips down easy then.
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Re: How do you feel today? 3

Postby raptornx01 » Thu Jul 19, 2012 1:06 pm

You must be just a bouquet of roses when you wake up in the morning :lol:
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Re: How do you feel today? 3

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Jul 19, 2012 1:19 pm

Actually, I might purchase some on the way home. I've done it before.

Didn't work, mind, and I did smell delightful next day!!
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Re: How do you feel today? 3

Postby Batty » Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:25 pm

Manuka honey is good for sore throats, as is whisky and honey!

The strongest throat lozenges that actually work, and can be bought over the counter, are Decqacaine, although they do taste medicinal, and make your tongue go numb for a couple of minutes!
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