I've a laptop so no gods on top of that. I do have a few tiny ones on my night stand: a pewter dragon, a red jade dragon and a tiny brass piggy-bank with a pfennig. Oh, and a small wooden frog with a stick in its mouth on my entertainment center. If you run the stick along its ridged back it makes a froggy sound.
Be careful what you wish for as you just might get it.
I have a Green Man clock (does it count if I made it ) He looks over things for me.
I also Have Speedy Gonzales in my camper. He helps out and I reckon he adds about 5mph to my top speed so that makes it about 60mph then! You can just see him peeking out the window and giving me directions.
I have showed this before.... but since you are new Chilli.
This is my daughters "camper". Its a few weeks from being on the road. She has a great mechanic who is checking it over for her (amazingly tiny bit of work to do on it thank the gods... its in great shape). Longer she waits the cheaper the bills gets ... Yay!
Thats her a few years ago with the Mystery Machine.
Just keep swimming... just keep swimming.. just keep swimming....