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Re: One for the Ladies

Postby Catch-up » Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:13 pm

Here it is:

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Re: One for the Ladies

Postby Tonyblack » Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:37 am

Very nice! Goes with your tongue! :lol:
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Re: One for the Ladies

Postby Bouncy Castle » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:00 am

God, I could never manage with nails that long, real or otherwise.
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Re: One for the Ladies

Postby michelanCello » Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:05 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:God, I could never manage with nails that long, real or otherwise.

I agree, I always have really short nails
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Re: One for the Ladies

Postby Big Aggie » Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:19 pm

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I have set mine up already, complete with a bottle of whisky and 6 cans. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: One for the Ladies

Postby cheery_j. » Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:40 pm

I'm not sure I'd want a man who is stupid enough to crawl underneath an obvious trap for some beers.
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Re: One for the Ladies

Postby spideyGirl » Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:15 pm

Nice nails, Catch-Up! :D
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Re: One for the Ladies

Postby chris.ph » Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:19 pm

Catch-up wrote:Here it is:

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how do you scratch your arse ;) :whistle: :whistle:
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Re: One for the Ladies

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:52 pm

The answer is something simple Chris, gets someone else to do it. :mrgreen:
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Re: One for the Ladies

Postby michelanCello » Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:36 pm

@Aggie: :lol:
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Re: One for the Ladies

Postby Joolz » Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:42 pm

Big Aggie wrote:Image

I have set mine up already, complete with a bottle of whisky and 6 cans. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Stick a socket set and a meat feast pizza in there as well- I'm on the way :lol:
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Re: One for the Ladies

Postby jaznbonnie » Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:50 pm

Catch-up wrote:Here it is:

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Love them! :D I always end up jamming my fingers into something and breaking the nails when they get that long.

Big Aggie, you could catch your own harem that way. :lol: :lol:
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Re: One for the Ladies

Postby Big Aggie » Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:05 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: One for the Ladies

Postby Catch-up » Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:23 am

Aggie! :lol:

I did try to give up the long nails once when Thing 1 was little. I couldn't type and I couldn't get the toast out of the toaster. :shock: I'm so used to them now it's hard to function without them. :lol:

And, Tony, I knew someone would say that! They do match nicely. :D
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Re: One for the Ladies

Postby michelanCello » Tue Jul 03, 2012 7:50 am

You'd expect that a toaster is easy to use with long nails... or at least easy to fix if it's broken ;)
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