As people have recently expressed their likings for poetry, this thread is for anybody who feels inclined to post any Discworld poetry.
Here's a limerick that took all of 5 minutes to compose (it shows!)
Moist Von Lipwig a postman of note.
Worked with Stanley and Tolliver Groat.
Reacher Gilt, he did screw,
With a con trick or two,
And his winged hat and gold-coloured coat.
Or a haiku (5-7-5) that took all of 3 minutes to compose
Not a wolf in sheep's clothing.
Gives killer love bites.