Jokes - Part Deux

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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Thu Aug 02, 2012 12:05 pm

:lol: :mrgreen:
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Bouncy Castle » Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:19 pm

Don't know if this is true or not...



Gotta love the RAF!

I'll BET YOU A $100 to a nickel...he never noticed what the position of the aircraft were spelling....until one of his aides told him... Way to go Brits..... love it.

In case Obama didn't understand how the Brits felt when he sent the bust of Churchill back to England, a gift from the English during the Bush administration.

These pilots have not forgotten Obama's disrespect for America 's friend and ally.

YOU HAVE TO LOOK REALLY CLOSE IT SPELLS OUT 2 WORDS

Harrier jets fly past special salute to Obama to a select few. ENJOY the Brits humor on Obama's last visit. They will never forget nor forgive! The Brits may be prim and proper but they still get their point across. Harrier jets' fly past (fly-bys) over Downing Street in a air show salute to Obama. It's good to see the RAF have a sense of humor.

Look at it from an angle or lean back in your chair, and squint; squinting works best.

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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Sister Jennifer » Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:33 pm

Why can't Frankenstein have kids?

Cause his nuts are in his neck.
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Tonyblack » Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:08 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:Don't know if this is true or not...



Gotta love the RAF!

I'll BET YOU A $100 to a nickel...he never noticed what the position of the aircraft were spelling....until one of his aides told him... Way to go Brits..... love it.

In case Obama didn't understand how the Brits felt when he sent the bust of Churchill back to England, a gift from the English during the Bush administration.

These pilots have not forgotten Obama's disrespect for America 's friend and ally.

YOU HAVE TO LOOK REALLY CLOSE IT SPELLS OUT 2 WORDS

Harrier jets fly past special salute to Obama to a select few. ENJOY the Brits humor on Obama's last visit. They will never forget nor forgive! The Brits may be prim and proper but they still get their point across. Harrier jets' fly past (fly-bys) over Downing Street in a air show salute to Obama. It's good to see the RAF have a sense of humor.

Look at it from an angle or lean back in your chair, and squint; squinting works best.

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According to Snopes, it's a hoax. ;)
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Bouncy Castle » Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:10 pm

Pity. It'd be great if it was for realz. :mrgreen:
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Tonyblack » Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:13 pm

I very much doubt if the RAF or any other Brit could get that annoyed about a bust of Churchill. I also doubt (as the Snopes article says) that Britain could muster that many Harriers. :lol:
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Bouncy Castle » Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:15 pm

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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby chris.ph » Fri Aug 03, 2012 4:53 pm

Tonyblack wrote:I very much doubt if the RAF or any other Brit could get that annoyed about a bust of Churchill. I also doubt (as the Snopes article says) that Britain could muster that many Harriers. :lol:


we could have once we had about 60 in service between the carrier squadrons and the raf but weve sold them all to the us marine corps now :cry: :cry:
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Joolz » Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:05 pm

Need to lose a few pounds so I'm going on the Adam Ant diet- "Don't chew ever Don't chew ever"
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby chillicamper » Fri Aug 10, 2012 6:21 am

:lol:

that tickled me that did :D A smile at the end of a long week
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Seimimac » Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:01 am

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby ChristianBecker » Fri Aug 10, 2012 1:56 pm

Wait, I think you got that one wrong... never mind.
On with their heads! I'm the clown prince of fools
if you don't get the joke it's your loss
Love and laughter you see are the new currency
'cause greed's coinage is not worth a toss

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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Tonyblack » Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:02 pm

Seimimac wrote:How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many fish does it take to change a surrealist?

Lightbulb. :mrgreen:
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Del » Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:47 pm

Seimimac wrote:How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Seimimac » Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:59 pm

A man is driving home through a storm, on a lonely country road. Suddenly, his car shudders, and breaks down. The man checks his engine, but can't get the car to start. As night falls, he notices a light in the distance. He starts walking through the wind and rain towards the light, which turns out to be a small farmhouse. The man knocks at the door, and eventually an old farmer opens it.
'I'm sorry for disturbing you, sir,' says the man. 'My car has broken down and I'm cold and wet. Can you let me stay here tonight?'
'Well,' says the farmer. 'You can stay, but you'll have to share the bed with my two strapping sons.'
'Crap,' says the man. 'I appear to be in the wrong joke!'
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