Jokes - Part Deux

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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Tonyblack » Tue Jan 10, 2012 7:27 pm

I thought you were going to say an Orangrenade. :lol:
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby spideyGirl » Tue Jan 10, 2012 7:28 pm

That works too! I will tell my lad that one, he told me the Baboom one (he said he made it up but I'm all like :think: ) :D
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby raisindot » Tue Jan 10, 2012 7:30 pm

As a follow up to Spidey's:

What do you get when you cross a laboratory test primate with a hand grenade?
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Rhesus pieces.
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby spideyGirl » Tue Jan 10, 2012 7:33 pm

:lol:
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Tonyblack » Tue Jan 10, 2012 7:36 pm

:text-lol:
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:01 pm

Good one Spidey :lol:
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:40 pm

Egg and spoon.

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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Penfold » Wed Jan 11, 2012 12:57 am

I am soooo going to have to set it up and take that a photo myself and enter it into the club competition. :lol:

(Nothing like a dose of plain old plagiarism, eh? ;) )
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:21 am

Beware to anyone who goes to Penfold Mansion for a cuppa - the spoons will all be bent!
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Quatermass » Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:48 am

Here's a joke that I heard from, of all people, from my mother. :roll:


In a retirement home, a newbie attendant asked what pills they gave an old man who was bedridden. He was told that the old man was given sleeping pills and a Viagra. The attendant knew why a sleeping pill was given, but why a Viagra? He was told it was to stop the old man from rolling out of bed. :?
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Jan 11, 2012 12:30 pm

Good god - a boy shouldn't hear things like that from his mummy! :shock:
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby raisindot » Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:31 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:Good god - a boy shouldn't hear things like that from his mummy! :shock:


Unless you're Oedipus.
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:37 pm

That's far to complex for my head!
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby ShadowNinjaCat » Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:32 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:That's far to complex for my head!
He was a guy from Greek mythology who killed his dad and marred his mom.Yeah..... :?
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Re: Jokes - Part Deux

Postby Quatermass » Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:30 pm

raisindot wrote:
Bouncy Castle wrote:Good god - a boy shouldn't hear things like that from his mummy! :shock:


Unless you're Oedipus.


Hey, my mother doesn't always like crude humour, but there's the occasional one that sets off her funny bone. :D

It gets even worse when you hear where she got it from. She got it from a bunch of rather quiet Catholic ladies she meets with. :o
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