Jokes - Part Deux

[Tonyblack]

I thought you were going to say an Orangrenade.

[spideyGirl]

That works too! I will tell my lad that one, he told me the Baboom one (he said he made it up but I'm all like )

[raisindot]

As a follow up to Spidey's:

What do you get when you cross a laboratory test primate with a hand grenade?
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Rhesus pieces.

[spideyGirl]

[Tonyblack]

[Who's Wee Dug]

Good one Spidey

[Who's Wee Dug]

Egg and spoon.

[Penfold]

I am soooo going to have to set it up and take that a photo myself and enter it into the club competition.

(Nothing like a dose of plain old plagiarism, eh? )

[Bouncy Castle]

Beware to anyone who goes to Penfold Mansion for a cuppa - the spoons will all be bent!

[Quatermass]

Here's a joke that I heard from, of all people, from my mother.


In a retirement home, a newbie attendant asked what pills they gave an old man who was bedridden. He was told that the old man was given sleeping pills and a Viagra. The attendant knew why a sleeping pill was given, but why a Viagra? He was told it was to stop the old man from rolling out of bed.

[Bouncy Castle]

Good god - a boy shouldn't hear things like that from his mummy!

[raisindot]

Good god - a boy shouldn't hear things like that from his mummy!

Unless you're Oedipus.

[Bouncy Castle]

That's far to complex for my head!

[ShadowNinjaCat]

That's far to complex for my head!

He was a guy from Greek mythology who killed his dad and marred his mom.Yeah.....
Family reunions can be so awkward...

[Quatermass]

Good god - a boy shouldn't hear things like that from his mummy!

Unless you're Oedipus.

Hey, my mother doesn't always like crude humour, but there's the occasional one that sets off her funny bone.

It gets even worse when you hear where she got it from. She got it from a bunch of rather quiet Catholic ladies she meets with.