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Re: Sex

Postby chris.ph » Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:04 pm

hope we dont have an argument it will be the clone wars then :lol: :lol:
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Re: Sex

Postby Joolz » Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:07 pm

It'll end with the tears of a clone
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Re: Sex

Postby jaeger » Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:11 pm

:whistle:
Isn't it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
You in mid-air.
Send in the clones.

Isn't it bliss?
Don't you approve?
One who keeps tearing around,
One who can't move.
Where are the clones?
Send in the clones.

Just when I'd stopped opening doors,
Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours,
Making my entrance again with my usual flair,
Sure of my lines,
No one is there.

Don't you love farce?
My fault I fear.
I thought that you'd want what I want.
Sorry, my dear.
But where are the clones?
Quick, send in the clones.
Don't bother, they're here.

Isn't it rich?
Isn't it queer,
Losing my timing this late
In my career?
And where are the clones?
There ought to be clones.
Well, maybe next year.
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Re: Sex

Postby high eight » Mon Nov 28, 2011 1:10 am

Tonyblack wrote:I think we're all baldies as well. :mrgreen:


Oi! Thinning, maybe, but not bald. Yet.........
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Re: Sex

Postby Joolz » Mon Nov 28, 2011 11:01 am

The Gillette is calling....Don't resist the song of the blade :lol:
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Re: Sex

Postby Tonyblack » Mon Nov 28, 2011 2:58 pm

high eight wrote:
Tonyblack wrote:I think we're all baldies as well. :mrgreen:


Oi! Thinning, maybe, but not bald. Yet.........

Growing the bits that you have long, is still the same as bald. :P
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Re: Sex

Postby spideyGirl » Mon Nov 28, 2011 5:24 pm

Tonyblack wrote:
high eight wrote:
Tonyblack wrote:I think we're all baldies as well. :mrgreen:


Oi! Thinning, maybe, but not bald. Yet.........

Growing the bits that you have long, is still the same as bald. :P


Comb over alert!!!
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Re: Sex

Postby chris.ph » Mon Nov 28, 2011 7:10 pm

im thinking of trying immac on my head to see if it works :lol: :lol:
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Re: Sex

Postby Joolz » Mon Nov 28, 2011 7:13 pm

For Christmas I'm getting lots of rabbits tattooed on my head
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Re: Sex

Postby chris.ph » Mon Nov 28, 2011 7:17 pm

thats the closest you will get to having hare on your head :lol: :whistle:
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Re: Sex

Postby Joolz » Mon Nov 28, 2011 7:20 pm

The old uns are the best :dance: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Sex

Postby chris.ph » Mon Nov 28, 2011 7:29 pm

now do we have to explain it to the youngsters :lol: :lol:
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Re: Sex

Postby Joolz » Mon Nov 28, 2011 7:37 pm

Only if they ask politely :D
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Re: Sex

Postby jaznbonnie » Mon Nov 28, 2011 10:05 pm

chris.ph wrote:thats the closest you will get to having hare on your head :lol: :whistle:


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Sex

Postby high eight » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:36 am

Oi! Thinning, maybe, but not bald. Yet.........[/quote]
Growing the bits that you have long, is still the same as bald. :P[/quote]

Comb over alert!!![/quote]

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