Aunty thought she heard someone mention chocolate, so she arrived here looking expectant. Sadly she notes there is little left but shiny wrappers strewn about and unfortunate stains on the walls and lovely new sofa.
Not to mention a couple of guilty looking Boardies. She thinks that some things never change
Reassuring Phoenix that there is usually good company to be found when banished to the dungeon dimensions for using the forbidden pronoun, she says Phoenix shouldn't worry if the urge to blurt it out becomes too much to to take
Aunty is home from work feeling a bit poorly today. Aunty only really said that because she likes the word 'poorly' so much and only earns strange looks if she uses it in her part of the world.