Great thong, MongoGutman!
Here'th one I pilfered from my creationth on the old board that I wanted to pretherve, ath Igorth do:
Thometimes it'th hard to be an Igor
Giving all your time to one mad man.
You'll find good partth,
You'll find bad partth
But uthe them all ath betht you can.
And all your pathientth will be grateful
Even though their limbth might not be thtraight
And every girl will
Think you're a pearl,
The greatetht catth that they could get.
Thtand by your thkill!
Give them thome armth to cling with
And a new thpleen to live with
When thingth look bad and hopelethth
Thtand by your thkill
And thhow the world your thtitthing
The outcome of the Igor mill
Thtand by your thkill