Personal stats
Real First Name: Dave
Age: 40
Gender: Male.
Location: Alton Hants UK
Birthday: April 1st yes really!
Occupation/Former occupation(s): Insurance broker / formally a Forester/tree surgeon
Hobbies: Reading, wood carving, pyrography (have to be careful with spell check on that one) fixing old VWs,
Things you love: Spending time with family, walking in the woods, hugging trees (honestly!).
Pet Peeves: litter, people moving to the country then trying to change the place that they have moved to back into a town!
Me havin a rest at Beach Buggin 2010

Discworld and Pterry favourites list (you can have more than 1 if you want!)
Book: Reaper Man, The Truth, Nation
Favourite passage: All of them.
Character: Nanny Ogg
Song: All of Nanny Ogg's songs.
Pterry Quote: The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Quote from a book: too many to pick just one.
Place in the books: Harga’s House of Ribs
Your personal favourites (you can have more than 1 if you want!)
Colour: green
Food: Chilli….no, curry…...no, wait chilli…..or maybe curry
Beverage: BLAAACCCKKKKK coffee
Flower: not really a flower person, more a tree person so maybe a Japanese maple, or a Foxglove tree (Paulownia tomentosa)
Season: Spring
Book: American Gods – Neil Gaiman
Movie: 12 Monkeys??
Actor or Actress: Jessica Alba
TV Show: Red Dwarf or The Walking Dead or Dark Angel, or Buffy.
DVD or Video (Blue Ray – whatever): the whole Bones series
CD: Marillion - Marbles
Band: Far too many to list – and you probably wouldn’t have heard of some of them
Song: Annies song -
Fast Food Restaurant: not really a fan, and there is none close to me anyway!
Board Game: not really a board game, but ……cribbage
Computer Game: none
Musical Instrument: I wish I could play guitar
Cologne or Perfume: um?
Things to do at the Weekend: go camping, do some whittling,
Vacation Location: abroad – Kenya. In the UK – the New Forest and Dorset coast
Word or Phrase: Dude!
Sport/athlete: equestrian stuff.
Favourite quote: If at first you don’t succeed – use a bigger hammer!
Additional comments: Wuzels!
Your Profile/Adopted Character Info
Name and nickname: Chillicamper
Joined the forum on: fairly recently
Favourite posting place on the Forum: not decided yet
Why did you choose that name/character?: cos I love chilli and I have a camper….duh!
What made you register on this forum?: I needed to chat to someone other than VW owners about campers……by the way did I mention I had a VW camper……..see, bit of a single conversation stream at the moment
Tell us your ‘what if’s’
If you could be anyone/thing in one of the novels who/what would you be?: A blacksmith.
If you lived in Ankh-Morpork which trade/guild would you want to join?: Cunning Artificers
If you could go on a date with a character who would it be?: Nanny Ogg !
If you were deputising for Death, whose soul would you most like to take – and why? CMOT Dibbler – I eaten his food and he deserves it!.