what character do you look like

[Jan Van Quirm]

I have much sympathy for you gents *pats heads* Your days were numbered when they started up sperm banks - not a nice thing to be genetically redundant (technically anyway) is it?

I suppose we do still need stud-line 'stock' so some of you will do OK and also we'll need people to make us laugh too. Maybe it'll work itself out and XY people will find a whole new area of specialisation MWAHAHAHA

[chris.ph]

women would hve to store enough sperm for genetic variation
theres a 70s or 80s film with don johnson and a talking dog on this subject cant remember the title

[Tonyblack]

I have much sympathy for you gents *pats heads* Your days were numbered when they started up sperm banks - not a nice thing to be genetically redundant (technically anyway) is it?

I suppose we do still need stud-line 'stock' so some of you will do OK and also we'll need people to make us laugh too. Maybe it'll work itself out and XY people will find a whole new area of specialisation MWAHAHAHA

That's all very well until there's a spider in the bath tub.

[Jan Van Quirm]

there you are - light at the end of the tunnel - pest control

Although you could always set the cat on it... Personally I can ignore bugs and spiders mostly (I once took a very bucolic shower with about a half dozen wolf spiders on the Zambezi after convincing myself they were all dessicated skin sheds - luckily the lighting was very bad and I didn't realise they were still alive until the next morning - one was munching on a cockroach... I didn't know whether to hyperventilate or feel insulted that they obviously didn't fancy me )

[Parkstee]

A young Vimes sorry meant Nobbs

[Melissa]

hehe Agnes Nitt, or a very very very young Nanny Ogg (except I still have all my teeth).

[Tiffany]

I still want to be Tiffany.