Unseen Academicals

[chris.ph]

i couldnt get into it at all and how come the fat bloke never lost weight on a desert island

[WannabeAngua]

Lots and lots of calories in coconuts??

[Tonyblack]

And they have a rather binding effect I understand.

[Dotsie]

You've put me right off Bounties now

[Tiffany]

I loath desicated coconut, Bounty bars particularly, yet I can eat coconut from the shell & I like the milk in them too. Am I weird?

[Tonyblack]

I can't comment as I can't stand oranges, but really like orange juice, especially with lots of pith in.

[chris.ph]

im the same as u tif but i like kormas. i love orange juice especially with a lge vodka

[Jan Van Quirm]

dessicated coconut is possibly the horriblest edible thing in the Universe - might as well eat sawdust IMHO. But it's nice in bounty ice cream - or just plain ice cream - at my favourite after work curry house (when I did work... *grunts*) I always had coconut ice cream after my korma and pilau. *feels very hungry*

Tony - stop taking the pith - you're not supposed to chew OJ!

[Sirandilas]

I think probably the sturdiest defensive line I can think of woudl be

Detritus
Greebo
Death (Pending negotiation of suitable appearance fees)
The Luggage

It is unlikely that anyone would get past that line up with sufficient body parts or indeed will to live to even attempt a shot at goal

You could probably use some one with Maladicta's speed and determination up front as well.

The Team Doctor woudl have to be an Igor (or Igorina)

[WannabeAngua]

There would be a lot of bevildered ghosts hanging about for 2x45 minutes then

[sweeper]

Hey guys interesting thread but i think you have all forgotten about Ronnie Soak after all he was the foundling anthropomorphic personification and the first horseman of the apocolypse. so i reckon that would make him an ideal candidate for up front.
On the topic of The Luggage and the people that he eats well it stands to reason that he digests them to a completely different part of the time space continuom* seeks dictionary as can't quite remember how to spell* and they will probably be read about at some point in the future/past of Discworld.

[Tonyblack]

By the way - this is interesting.

[TheMole]

By the way - this is interesting.

oh yes, I was especially interested by "I also have sent a collection of ten pencil illustrations to Czech publishers Talpress to accompany their special combined edition of Equal Rites and Mort. This gave me the opportunity to draw Esk and Cutangle for the first time after re-reading Equal Rites."

[poohbcarrot]

I just found this;

[Exp. Date, the rat]

By the way - this is interesting.

I just found this;

Hmmmm..... Looks Like Tony did too!