Oh thats my FAVOURITE dancing country farmer's daughters contortionists singing about potato salad clip EVER!
Its a little known fact that at age 11 I could do all that. However... my mother banned my from doing it. It made her throw up. Which is WHY I did it. Because Mum was the sort of country woman who could sit down calmly and get a cotton and thread out of the sewing box and sew your arm back on if it accidently came off.... but she had no passion for contortionism.
Me: "Morning Mum!" I would say peaking out of my ankles and sliding off the bed and standing up in a snake like motion.
Just keep swimming... just keep swimming.. just keep swimming....