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by poohcarrot » Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:49 am
ChristianBecker wrote:What? Any university degree?
Yep! The fake one I was telling you about was in anthropology.
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by ChristianBecker » Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:51 am
Thanks, the subject was what I was getting at. I thought you might need any (faked or not) degree in literature, English linguini or suchlike.
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by poohcarrot » Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:54 am
You only need a degree, any degree, coz usually you can't get a visa without a degree - they don't just let any riff-raff in you know. Actually they do, if you just get a fake degree. 
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by pip » Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:55 am
poohcarrot wrote:ChristianBecker wrote:What? Any university degree?
Yep! The fake one I was telling you about was in anthropology.
A real one in Anthropology is probably easier to get
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by poohcarrot » Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:57 am
The guy bought his degree certificate from the internet for $50 - I think.
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by pip » Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:58 am
I avoided lecture for three years and got a real one 
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by poohcarrot » Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:00 am
Bet you spent more than $50 and a week waiting for it. 
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by pip » Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:24 am
paid nuffin. Government paid for it
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by poohcarrot » Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:26 am
My govt paid for mine. Now they're demanding 9,000 quid a year! 
I think I'll go out and riot!
I think I'll go out and riot!
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by pip » Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:28 am
Sounds fair
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by poohcarrot » Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:37 am
The only problem with a couple coming to Japan is that people like this throw themselves at any gaijin male regardless of their looks.
Every gaijin couple I've known in Japan, the man was a bit naughty with some Japanes wimmin. Bloody men!
Every gaijin couple I've known in Japan, the man was a bit naughty with some Japanes wimmin. Bloody men!
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by DaveC » Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:39 am
I don't think I should go to Japan, it's dangerous there. I think I stand a better chance subbing in South Central... 
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by pip » Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:44 am
Terrible
what do they see in the Japanese women
what do they see in the Japanese women
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by Quatermass » Fri Aug 12, 2011 11:23 am
Anyway, got back from the interview some time ago. I don't think I did too badly, so I guess whether I get it or not is, well, up in the air.
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