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Postby spideyGirl » Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:09 am

Even fake ones by the sounds of it CB :roll:
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Postby poohcarrot » Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:49 am

ChristianBecker wrote:What? Any university degree?

Yep! The fake one I was telling you about was in anthropology. :roll:
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Postby ChristianBecker » Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:51 am

Thanks, the subject was what I was getting at. I thought you might need any (faked or not) degree in literature, English linguini or suchlike.
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Postby poohcarrot » Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:54 am

You only need a degree, any degree, coz usually you can't get a visa without a degree - they don't just let any riff-raff in you know. Actually they do, if you just get a fake degree. :lol:
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Postby pip » Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:55 am

poohcarrot wrote:
ChristianBecker wrote:What? Any university degree?

Yep! The fake one I was telling you about was in anthropology. :roll:


A real one in Anthropology is probably easier to get :roll: :lol:
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Postby poohcarrot » Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:57 am

The guy bought his degree certificate from the internet for $50 - I think.
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Postby pip » Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:58 am

I avoided lecture for three years and got a real one :wink:
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Postby poohcarrot » Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:00 am

Bet you spent more than $50 and a week waiting for it. :D
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Postby pip » Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:24 am

paid nuffin. Government paid for it :lol: :lol:
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Postby poohcarrot » Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:26 am

My govt paid for mine. Now they're demanding 9,000 quid a year! :shock:

I think I'll go out and riot! :twisted:
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Postby pip » Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:28 am

Sounds fair :lol:
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Postby poohcarrot » Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:37 am

The only problem with a couple coming to Japan is that people like this throw themselves at any gaijin male regardless of their looks. :shock:
Every gaijin couple I've known in Japan, the man was a bit naughty with some Japanes wimmin. Bloody men! :roll:

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Postby DaveC » Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:39 am

I don't think I should go to Japan, it's dangerous there. I think I stand a better chance subbing in South Central... :?
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Postby pip » Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:44 am

Terrible :lol: :lol:

what do they see in the Japanese women :roll:
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Postby Quatermass » Fri Aug 12, 2011 11:23 am

Anyway, got back from the interview some time ago. I don't think I did too badly, so I guess whether I get it or not is, well, up in the air.
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