Not meaning to put a damper on things here - we all enjoy a laugh - but can you give a bit of thought about the content of what you post and bear in mind that this is a forum that attracts Pratchett fans of ALL AGES.
Let's keep bad language and explicit sexuality to a miminmum please.
A légpárnás hajóm tele van angolnákkal "Coffee. The finest organic suspension ever devised. I beat the Borg with it." - Capt. Kathryn Janeway
umberto wrote:The weather stone!!!! Class. Where can I get one!?
I'm afraid I don't know but I used to have some special seaweed nailed to the fence which done pretty much the same job. You can get it in abundant amounts if you come to Sunny Worthing and carefully scour the beach for it during the summer months.
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.