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Postby Jane » Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:30 am

Tonyblack wrote:I once saw a young, slim woman with low-cut trousers and a tattoo across her lower back saying "All eyes on my ass".

I couldn't help wondering where that tattoo was going to end up when gravity (and age) took over. :lol:


Her skin will sag like warm wax and go all lumpy and cellulite-y. People who see it will have to look up to see some butt, instead of looking down. :cry:

I've thought about tattoos, but only very small ones can be gotten away with. I guess that the farthest I'd go would be a henna design that lasts a month.
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Postby Doughnut Jimmy » Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:35 am

Jane wrote:but only very small ones can be gotten away with


That depends on the person, if you choose to turn your body into a piece of art you can and well thought out extensive tattoos can look amazing, too much thought for the future means you do nothing now :D
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Postby Jane » Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:44 am

Sometimes people try to have large, artistic tattoos, only it doesn't work out so well...I've heard stories about young women who got small writing on their bellies, or a sunburst around their navel, and had children a few years later.
It was sort of like painting a balloon, then inflating it. D:
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Postby jonny » Wed Aug 25, 2010 4:34 pm

I aready have several tattoos and love them all because I put alot of thought in to them.
A friend of mine is a tattooist and he sees lots of people with awful tattoos
they want covering up.
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Postby BatrickPatrick » Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:36 pm

I'd like to get one but I haven't decided on something I'd want on me forever yet.

Sometimes I experiment with sharpies :P
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Postby jonny » Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:42 pm

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I'd like to get one but I haven't decided on something I'd want on me forever yet.

Sometimes I experiment with sharpies :P



good idea if you don't like it you can just wash it off :lol:
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Postby chris.ph » Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:58 pm

ive got one or two tattoos :lol: :lol: :lol: more like ten quite large ones :lol:
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:25 pm

chris.ph wrote:ive got one or two tattoos :lol: :lol: :lol: more like ten quite large ones :lol:

Well, hello sailor! :wink: :lol:

You can't just leave it there chris - we want photos! :D
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Postby Jane » Wed Aug 25, 2010 10:04 pm

What are your tattoos of, Chris and Jonny?

A girl in my art class wants to be a tattooist. She's planning a traineeship after high school. And she's already got a snake on her ankle. :shock:
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Postby chuffed » Thu Aug 26, 2010 8:10 am

ghostsecurity28 wrote:THAT SOUNDS REALLY IMPRESSIVE CHUFFED HOW LONG HAS IT TAKEN SO FAR :)


so far about 8 hours, and around 10 to go at a guess!
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Postby BatrickPatrick » Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:20 am

jonny wrote:
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I'd like to get one but I haven't decided on something I'd want on me forever yet.

Sometimes I experiment with sharpies :P



good idea if you don't like it you can just wash it off :lol:


Exactly :D
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Postby chris.ph » Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:39 pm

ive got a welsh dragon flipping the bird with tribal above it on my left calf 5hrs
a werewizard and castle on my right calf 4hrs

a wolf with a ghost wolf head above it on my left thigh 6hrs
an evil jester with a skulled sceptre on my right thigh 4hrs
a dragons head ripping out of my left pec 3hrs
a ciircular dragon on my right pec 3hrs
a dragon with a castle on my left arm 13hrs
a women wearing a skulled crown with a tribal band on my right arm 6hrs

there is also a welsh dragon and a wolf head underneath the large dragon on my left arm :D
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:45 pm

Do you like dragons by any chance? :lol:
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Postby Dotsie » Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:56 pm

And wolves and Wales? :wink:

I don't think I could commit to liking anything for the rest of my life. If I had Mr Dotsie's name tattoo'd on me he'd run off with a stripper the next week :roll:
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Postby jonny » Thu Aug 26, 2010 6:03 pm

A list of my tattoos
I have :

A koi carp on my lower right leg
Octopus on my right upper arm
A shark on my left upper arm
A dragon on my lower right arm
A LARGE tribal cross on my back, it goes from neck almost to my butt took about 8 hours
And frog on my lower left arm, its the best one i've got :!:
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