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Postby Bouncy Castle » Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:37 am

Batty wrote: You could always ask chris if he has ever had his bottom shaved whilst he lay unconsious and oblivious ...
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Blimey! Those Discworld Cons get a bit out of hand, don't they? :wink:
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Postby Penfold » Tue Oct 26, 2010 10:15 pm

I learnt what BCA stands for today. :wink:
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
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Postby Doughnut Jimmy » Wed Oct 27, 2010 6:05 am

Penfold wrote:I learnt what BCA stands for today. :wink:


Berkshire College of Agriculture?
"when the gods made sheep they must've left their brains in their other coat"
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Postby Dotsie » Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:39 pm

Bicinchoninic acid?
What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
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Postby chuffed » Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:54 pm

I learnt the colouring in of tattoo on inner part of upper arm really hurts quite a lot!
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Postby deldaisy » Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:18 pm

Today I have learnt..... that I Cannot log on to this site "for just a FEW minutes" before I go to bed. Oh crap! It's 2 am......
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Postby Who's Wee Dug » Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:01 pm

What you have just found that out. :lol:
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
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Postby chris.ph » Fri Oct 29, 2010 4:32 pm

i was in hospital unconcious when the bloody nurses shaved my arse :roll: and there isnt enough alcohol on the planet to get me drunk enough for me to be in such a stupor that somebody i know could shave my arse plus none of my friends would dare :twisted:
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Postby Penfold » Fri Oct 29, 2010 10:19 pm

I hope they were gentle with the aftershave chris. Image
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Postby Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit » Fri Oct 29, 2010 11:20 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:
Batty wrote: You could always ask chris if he has ever had his bottom shaved whilst he lay unconsious and oblivious ...
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Blimey! Those Discworld Cons get a bit out of hand, don't they? :wink:



LOL at least I wasn't the one to have a good memory. :twisted:
Aha! So, Bob's yer uncle... very clever.
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Postby poohcarrot » Fri Oct 29, 2010 11:24 pm

I learned today that time-travel is possible. Interesting, this. :P

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-11646933
"Disliking Carrot would be like kicking a puppy."
"You kicked a puppy," Lobsang said accusingly.
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Postby Tonyblack » Fri Oct 29, 2010 11:40 pm

poohcarrot wrote:I learned today that time-travel is possible. Interesting, this. :P

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-11646933
I saw this elsewhere - it really doesn't hold up to scrutiny, does it? :lol:

Another apparent time-traveller is said to be in THIS photo from the 1940s. :roll:
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Postby poohcarrot » Fri Oct 29, 2010 11:54 pm

If time travel is possible, then they must be here already. :shock:

If I was a time traveller, I'd try to pretend I wasn't.
EXACTLY LIKE TONY IS DOING!!!!! :shock:
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Postby michelanCello » Sat Oct 30, 2010 9:24 am

I'm sucking for half an hour on a sweetie now, which first was a white ball and had a bit of a creamy taste, but now it's more like strawberry... and still hasn't lost much of it's size... I think I'm going to get bored with it really soon... still, wondering what may come next.
Million to one chances crop up nine times out of ten...
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Sat Oct 30, 2010 12:12 pm

Maybe it's the ChronoGuard :wink:
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