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Postby Penfold » Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:58 pm

Zephyr wrote:I have never eaten these items, but each year they try to outdo themselves on fried things that can cause massive coronaries.

Last year, the winner was....Fried Butter:

Deep Fried Butter – 100% pure butter is whipped till light and fluffy, then specially sweetened with a choice of several flavors. The tantalizing mixture is surrounded by a special dough and quick fried. Served on a stick.

Sounds good!Image The only thing I heard off, that comes even close, is the Glaswegian Deep Fried Donner.Image :shock:
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Postby Dotsie » Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:17 pm

poohcarrot wrote:Dotsie and Sjoerd get physical. :D

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Oh pooh! :lol: :lol:
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Postby wicked woman » Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:48 pm

He's found your home movies Dotsie ans Sjoerd. :P
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:52 pm

I'm sure I locked them away safely :P Let's hope he doesn't find the other movies as well :lol:
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Postby Dotsie » Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:53 pm

What, you mean the ones where we - never mind :wink:
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Postby poohcarrot » Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:54 pm

The ones with the sheep? They're already on youtube. :lol:
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:55 pm

No not that one the other one :wink:
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Postby poohcarrot » Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:14 am

Tristan and Cheery funkin' on down.

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Postby Tonyblack » Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:19 am

Those afros really suit them. :lol:
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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:48 am

:lol: :lol:
I havent had time to look at them all since my asses just started but like the penfoldio and jan one. :lol:
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Postby poohcarrot » Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:10 am

Ponder Stibbons wrote::lol: :lol:
I havent had time to look at them all since my asses just started but like the penfoldio and jan one. :lol:


How many asses do you have, and what have they just started doing? :?
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Postby Penfold » Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:59 am

I was going to ask that question but its more suited to the man with the ring. :wink: :lol:
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Postby meerkat » Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:27 pm

Thank gods! I was too embarrased to ask. :oops:
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Postby Mysticsypher » Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:01 pm

Deep Fried Butter?!?!?!?!?!?!? And I thought that us Scots came up with some gross stuff!

I am ashamed to say that Penfold speaks the truth. There is a Deep Fried Donner Kebab. The funny thing is that the places that sell them, (my local kebab shop being one of them) tend to have a sign up stating that they are restricted to one per customer per day! Shocking! You would think it would be one per customer per lifetime!

The only deep fried delicacy that I have sampled is the good ol' deep fried mars bar. No words can describe the experience. A few tips though.

1) Be prepared to have your mouth burned due to boiling hot caramel.
2) leaving it to cool first before eating will only make you throw up quicker.
and the most important one....
3) Do not let them put salt and vinigar on it!

Also comes in Deep Fried Curly Wurly and especially for easter, deep fried Creme Egg!!!!!

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Postby poohcarrot » Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:34 pm

meerkat wrote:Thank gods! I was too embarrased to ask. :oops:


Rules of this forum. (mine anyway!)

1. Never be too embarrassed to ask anyone anything.
2. Never be too embarrassed to post anything. Sometimes you'll post utter bollux - can't be helped.
3. Never be too embarrassed to take the piss out of anyone. :lol:
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