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Valentine cards

Postby poohcarrot » Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:04 pm

This first one is Penfoldio and Janiet. :lol:

http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/BdaNwEvtykUuZAL3
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Postby Morty » Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:18 pm

Brilliant Pooh....

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Sadly all my ladyfriends (All one of them and she can only be seen by me :oops: ) will be getting one of these on the 15th.

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Postby Penfold » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:59 pm

It took a while for me to reply since seeing your card as I had to go and change trousers. APMSL ImageImageImageImage

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Postby Batty » Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:01 pm

Morty - is that what is known as 'being Morty-fied'??

Try this ... Image
or this:
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Failing that, an offer of a bacon sarnie should get the Valentine brownie points!!
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:33 am

:shock: Thank you soooo much pooh! :evil:

:lol: Well I guess it's open season now *goes off to riffle through the photo thread*
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Postby Morty » Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:18 am

Batty wrote:Morty - is that what is known as 'being Morty-fied'??

Try this ... Image
or this:
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Failing that, an offer of a bacon sarnie should get the Valentine brownie points!!


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Oh Batty whilst thou be mine.......
Let me be the ketchup on your bacon buttie.

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Postby poohcarrot » Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:58 pm

Tony and SW.

If I'd used anyone else I could have been taken to court! :lol:

http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/cSsMzlyGwBugLqdT
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Postby Tonyblack » Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:21 pm

:lol: I knew those Yoga lessons would pay off. :lol:
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Postby meerkat » Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:33 pm

Mr Morty,
Your bacon buttie looked good enough to make a Vegaterian tremble with longing.. ok, I meant lust. I am NOT a veggie.

My only concern is that your butty appeard to have no butter! (horrors!)! :shock: Everyone knows that the butter must ooze out and down the front of your clean top.
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Postby Tonyblack » Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:39 pm

meerkat wrote:Mr Morty,
Your bacon buttie looked good enough to make a Vegaterian tremble with longing.. ok, I meant lust. I am NOT a veggie.

My only concern is that your butty appeard to have no butter! (horrors!)! :shock: Everyone knows that the butter must ooze out and down the front of your clean top.
As a vegetarian, it did nothing for me. But I have to say that when I used to eat bacon butties they absolutely HAD to have brown sauce on them. :wink:
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Postby Morty » Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:55 pm

Oh no.......With no butter or sauce it looks as if my chances of a forum romance are over before they began :oops: :oops: :oops:

Where the bloody hell was Jamie Oliver when I needed him most. :twisted:
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Postby Dotsie » Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:19 pm

NO butter. Otherwise, how can the brown sauce make the bread soggy?
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Postby Batty » Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:23 pm

I do like butter on the roll.
Ketchup every time for me. Brown sauce overpowers the bacon.

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Postby Morty » Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:38 pm

Batty wrote:I do like butter on the roll.
Ketchup every time for me. Brown sauce overpowers the bacon.

Morty - Book me a table at your restaurant. 9 days to go!
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Oh Saint Valentine thank you from the heart of my bottom.....I’ve pulled

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