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Postby bikkit » Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:52 pm

Such as cherys cole's "Is it better is it worse, are we sitting in reverse" I mean, how do you sit in reverse? on your head? also Shackera's (sp? can't be bothered)"I wish i had longer legs that i could fasten to your body so you could take me with you everywhere"
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I'm going to need a swat team, ready to mobilize, street maps covering the whole of florida, a pot of coffee, 12 jammy dodgers and A FEZ.
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Postby Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit » Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:26 pm

:shock:
Aha! So, Bob's yer uncle... very clever.
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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:58 am

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Postby bikkit » Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:07 am

It's not my fault. :shock: :shock: :shock: anyway
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Postby Dotsie » Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:04 am

How about that other gem from Shakira, "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains". Is that likely to be a problem do you think? Does Jordan get ramblers trying to scale her boobies every weekend?
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Postby Penfold » Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:19 am

Well there is Mount Jordan with its twin peaks, but I wouldn't want to go up there :oops: :oops: :oops:
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Postby poohcarrot » Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:09 pm

Richard Ashcoft's first solo album has a song called "on a beach" which is all about someone stranded on a desert island. There is this line, that every time I listen to, I laugh.

"I built my boat from bamboo, it sunk."

Start from 1' 55" - (although it's a damn fine song and well worth a listen to)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lniG4WFGyS8
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Postby Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit » Sun Jan 31, 2010 2:27 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnRCH-B8 ... feature=iv

And

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmGVYki- ... o_response

:lol: I just found those this morning... could Not sleep last night. and then after watching them I laughed myself silly-er, and went to sleep.
Aha! So, Bob's yer uncle... very clever.
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Postby Morty » Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:13 am

Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnRCH-B8gbE&annotation_id=annotation_412976&feature=iv

And

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmGVYki- ... o_response

:lol: I just found those this morning... could Not sleep last night. and then after watching them I laughed myself silly-er, and went to sleep.


Thanks Tina......Just watched both video's and I'll be awake all night. :cry: I took the liberty of getting the lyrics for you to read just in case you can't sleep tonight :lol: ...... These are nearly as long as one of Tony's birthday posts! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Trapped In The Drive-Thru lyrics

Seven O'Clock in the evening
Watchin somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and sees me

She says "Is this 'Behind the Music'
With Lynard Skynard?"
And I say "I don't know.
Say, it's gettin' late...watcha wanna do for dinner?

She says "I kinda had a big lunch.
So I'm not super hungry."
I said "Well you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either
But I could eat."

She said "So whadya have in mind?"
I said "I don't know what about you?"
She said "I don't care, if you're hungry, let's eat."
I said "That's what we're gonna do!"

"But first you gotta tell me
What it is you're hungry for!"
And she says "Let me think...
...What's left in our refridgerator?"

I said "Well, there's tuna, I know."
She said "That went bad a week ago!"
I said "Is the chili OK?"
She said "You finished that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said
"I don't know, do you want to get something delivered?"
She's like "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't even like liver!"

I'm like "No, I said 'delivered'."
She's like "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like "I should know what I said..."
She's like "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well I was gonna say something
But my cell phone started to ring
Now who could be callin' me?
Well I checked my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
Callin' for the third time today...
My wife said "Let it go to voicemail."
I said, "OK."

"Where were we? Oh, Dinner, Right
So what d'ya want to do?"
She said "Why don't you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah," I said, "Why don't you?"

And then she said "Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says "No"
She says "Yes"
I says "No"
She says "Yes"
I says "No"
She says "Yes...
...Oh, here's your keys"

I step a little bit closer
Say "OK, where ya want to go?"
She says "How about The Ivy?"
I said "Yeah, well I don't know..."

I don't feel like gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive food
She's says "Olive Garden?"
I say "Nah, I'm not in the mood...

...And Burrito King would make me gassy
There's no doubt"
She says "Just forget about it"
I said "No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!"

Then I get an idea
I says "I know what we'll do!"
She says "What?"
I say "Guess"
She says "What?"
I say "We're goin' to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front door
Open the garage door
Then I open the car doors
And we get in those car doors

Put my key in the ignition
And then I turn it sideways
Then we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the driveway

Then we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the drive-thru
Getting close to the drive-thru!

Almost there at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the drive thru
Here in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the drive-thru?

Well here we are
In the drive-thru line, me and her.
Cars in front of us, cars in back of us.
All just waiting to order

There's some idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on behind me
I lean out the window and scream
"Hey, Whatcha tryin to do, blind me?"

My wife says "Maybe we should park...
...We could just go eat inside."
I said "I'm wearin' bunny slippers
So I ain't leavin' this ride..."

Now a woman on a speaker box
Is sayin' "Can I take your order, please?"
I said "Yes indeed, you certainly can
We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese."

Then my wife says
"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
Instead, this time"

I said "You always get a cheeseburger!"
She says "That's not what I'm hungry for."
I put my head in my hands and screamed,
"I don't know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker says
"I don't have all day!"
I said "Then, take our order,
And we'll be on our way!

I wanna get a chicken sandwich
And I want a cheeseburger, too
She's like "You want onions on that?"
I'm like "Yeah, I already said that I do...

...Plus we need curly fries
And don't you dare forget it!
And two medium root beers
No, just one, we'll split it."

Then I said "I'm guessin' that
You're probably not too bright...
So read me back my order
Let's make sure you got it right."

She says "One, you want a chicken sandwich.
Two, you want a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries, and a large root beer"
"Stop, don't go no further!"

"I never ordered a large rootbeer
I said medium, not large!"
Then she says "We're havin' a special,
I supersized you at no charge."

"Oh." And that's all
I could say, was "Oh."
And she says "Now there is somethin' else
That I really think you should know.

You can have unlimited refills
For just a quarter more..."
I say "Great, except we're in the drive thru...
So what would I want that for?"

Then she says "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar...hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like "No, that ain't Paul,
Now tell me, who's this Paul?

She says "Oh, he's just some guy
Who goes to school with me.
I sat behind him last year
And I copied off him in Geometry.

I said "I know a guy named Paul.
He used to be my plumber
He was prematurely bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer.

He also had bladder problems
And a really bad infection on his toe."
And she said "Mister, please, you can stop right there,
That's way more than I needed to know!"

And then we both were quiet
And things got real intense
Then she says "Next window please,
That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents."

So we inched ahead in line
Movin' painfully slow
I got a little bored
So I turned on the radio...

[Song plays]

[Click] Turned it off
Because my wife was getting a headache
So we both just sat there quietly
For her sake.

Then I looked at her
And she looked back at me
And I said "Um,
I think you have somethin' in your teeth."

She turned away from me
And then turned back and said "Did I get it?"
I said "Yeah. Well, I mean, most of it...
But hey, ya know, don't sweat it."

Then she said "How about now?"
I said "Yeah, almost.
There's still a little bit there
But don't worry, it's probably just a piece of toast."

Now we're at the pay window
Or whatever you call it
Put my hand in my pocket
I can't believe there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's like,
"Well, well that'll be five eighty two."
I turn around to my wife, and say
"How much have you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for this, I guess."
So she reaches into her purse
And busts out the American Express

I hand it to the lady
And she says "Oh, dear.
It's gotta be cash only
We don't take credit cards here."

I took back the card and said
"Gee, really? Well that sucks."
And that's when I found out
My wife was only carryin' three bucks.

I said "I thought you were
Goin' to hit the ATM today"
She says "I never got around to it
So where's your wallet anyway?

And I said "Nevermind,
Just help me to find some change..."
Now the lady at the window
Is lookin at me kinda strange...

And she says "Mister, please,
We gotta move this line along"
I said "Now hold your stinkin' horses lady,
We won't be long."

We looked around inside the glove-box
And check the mat beneath my feet
I found a nickel in the ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space betweent he seats

Before long I had a little pile
Of coins of every sort
The lady counts it up and says
"You're still about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this weird look
Frozen on her face
She screams, "you know
I wasn't even really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned around
To the cashier again
I shrugged and said "OK
Forget the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my change
Pick up my reciept
And I drive to the pickup window
Man, I just can't wait to eat

And now we see this acne ridden
Kid about sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag that says
"Hello, my name is Eugene."

And he hands me a paper bag
I look him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey, Eugene,
Can I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he looks at me
And I look at him
And he looks at me
And I look at him

And he looks at me
And I look at him
And he says "I'm sorry
What did you want again?"

I say "Ketchup!"
And he says "Oh yeah, that's right...
...I just spaced out there for a second
I'm really kind of burnt tonight."

And then he hands me the ketchup
And now we're finally drivin' away
And the food is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating bouquet

I'm starvin' to death
By the time we pull up at the traffic light
I say "Baby, gimme that burger,
I just gotta have a bite!"

So she reaches in the bag
And pulls out the burger
And she hands me the burger
And I pick up the burger

And then I unwrap the paper
I bite into those buns
And I just can't believe it
They forgot the onions!


Probably the longest set of lyrics ever......Unless you know better :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit » Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:25 am

LMAO Morty, yeah, it is an 11 min song, but it really rocks!! Weird Al Yankovich is a genius. I love all of his work, even the ones I don't understand. :lol: BTW thank you Sooo much for getting those for me. I did finally manage to get to sleep at about 8:30 in the morning, wound up sleeping til 3 in the afternoon.

Oh, how did you like the Star Wars Love Ballad? It was so campy!!!!
Aha! So, Bob's yer uncle... very clever.
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Postby Morty » Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:33 am

You're most welcome Tina :lol:

I've been watching and listening to more stuff by Weird Al Yankovich. I'm thinking of writing to him and asking him what he's on and where I can get some :lol:

Mad as a bucket of Frogs but strangely enduring :oops:
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Postby Dr Theobald » Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:37 pm

Can't help thinking you might sleep better if you listened to Dean Martin or the like instead of getting your brain scrambled. Even if it was only sleeping because of boredom.

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Postby Morty » Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:48 pm

Dr Theobald wrote:Can't help thinking you might sleep better if you listened to Dean Martin or the like instead of getting your brain scrambled. Even if it was only sleeping because of boredom.

Dr T


Dean Martin, Dean Martin......PMSL
Is he the Father of Ricky Martin....Don't bother you won't know who Ricky Martin is either :lol: :lol: :lol:

Where music is concerned Dr. T. can I respectfully ask that you keep to Timelording and saving the universe.

Especially for you Dr. T.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGnuMxFnc1k

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Postby poohcarrot » Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:51 pm

"Disliking Carrot would be like kicking a puppy."
"You kicked a puppy," Lobsang said accusingly.
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Postby Dr Theobald » Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:05 pm

I strongly prefer Orville

However, the fact that you gentlemen can find such utter trash on the interwebby simply goes to prove that you have too much time on your hands and need to occupy yourselves with more meaningful ventures

At least I did not suggest Des O'Connor

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