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Postby Tonyblack » Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:39 pm

poohcarrot wrote:But I haven't the faintest idea what Um Bongo is. :x What is it?



Um Bongo. :P
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Postby poohcarrot » Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:57 pm

Urgh! It looks healthy! :D
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Postby Doughnut Jimmy » Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:44 pm

Dotsie wrote:
poohcarrot wrote::? That comment went completely over my head. :?

I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. :lol:


Because if I was drinking Um Bongo & spilt it on my keyboard, I too would change that to beer in the retelling. Like you never hear anyone say "I'd had one and a half Barcadi Breezers, then I fell over & split my lip and fainted at the sight of my own blood".

Just saying. Something you never hear :P


Did you have an exciting night then Dotise? :lol:
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Postby Dotsie » Mon Feb 01, 2010 2:08 pm

:lol: Yes, I drank beer then had a fight with a wrong 'un.

Pooh drinks alcopops!
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Postby poohcarrot » Mon Feb 01, 2010 2:24 pm

I'd drink toilet bleach if it'd get me drunk (once a week max I hasten to add). :lol:
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Postby Batty » Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:26 pm

I inadvertantly drank dettol that had been mixed with water when I was little.
I thought it was milk!

I chucked up almost immediately afterwards, so if anyone has a streak of curiosity about trying unusual concoctions, then take Dettol off the list!

Toilet bleach will probably just send you round the bend!
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Postby Dotsie » Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:51 pm

Groan! :lol:
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Postby Tonyblack » Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:55 pm

I know someone who drank a can of varnish.

He had a terrible death, but a lovely finish. :lol:
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Postby Doughnut Jimmy » Mon Feb 01, 2010 4:14 pm

Aaaaargh! These are truly terrible :lol:
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Postby Batty » Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:48 pm

Tonyblack wrote:I know someone who drank a can of varnish.

He had a terrible death, but a lovely finish. :lol:

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Postby Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit » Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:48 am

Tonyblack wrote:I know someone who drank a can of varnish.

He had a terrible death, but a lovely finish. :lol:


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Postby chris.ph » Tue Feb 02, 2010 7:14 pm

makes a change from spanking tina :lol:
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Postby Who's Wee Dug » Tue Feb 02, 2010 7:19 pm

Tonyblack wrote:I know someone who drank a can of varnish.

He had a terrible death, but a lovely finish. :lol:
One coat or two. :)
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Postby mystmoon » Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:44 am

I can't remember what make of computer it was, I just know it had windows 95 on it, and the monitor was "Low Radiation". It ended up covered in stickers and nail varnish after being left in my room for 5 years.

Um Bongo is not as healthy as it sounds. Nothing that makes 3 year olds go that hyper can be.
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Postby Mysticsypher » Mon Feb 22, 2010 12:50 pm

Um Bongo is not as healthy as it sounds. Nothing that makes 3 year olds go that hyper can be.



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