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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:59 am

I'm not sure if we already have one of these, or if i've seen this somewhere, it might have been pooh.

When someone remarks what a horrible shirt you've got on.
Oh, i wore it on purpose so stupid gits couldn't resist saying something. So far it's working.
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Postby Bouncy Castle » Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:41 pm

She looks like someone set fire to her face, then put it out with a shovel.

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Postby poohcarrot » Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:55 pm

Actually, I can see this thread deteriorating into a best insults thread.

I wouldn't cross the street to p*ss on you even if you were on fire. :P
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Postby Bouncy Castle » Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:09 pm

Sounds like a plan.....!!!!


Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.

Out of 100,000 sperm, you were the fastest?
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Postby chris.ph » Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:38 pm

i hop your next sh@ts a hedgehog :lol:
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Postby Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit » Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:29 pm

(insert name here) is THE poster child for Abortion Rights!
Aha! So, Bob's yer uncle... very clever.
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Postby Who's Wee Dug » Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:40 pm

Has a face like a Bulldog eating a Wasp. :)
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
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Postby Dotsie » Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:30 am

God you people are mean :lol:
What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
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Postby poohcarrot » Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:45 am

Ooh! That's a good one Dotsie. Not much zing to it, but it certainly gets a point across. :lol:
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Postby Dotsie » Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:15 am

:lol:
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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:22 pm

:lol: :lol:
Thats mean, Dotsie. After all the work we put into them. :lol:
I just knew you would say that.

And, for all occasions, the "Oops, too late." line.
And yes pooh, your probably right, so how about we ban anything that is indiscriminately insulting and just an inkblot on the page of timed insults and co. :lol:
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Postby chris.ph » Fri Jan 29, 2010 5:47 pm

i cant put down the insult i heard today it was stinking , i nearly wet myself but it was stinking :lol: :lol: :lol: so im refraining
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Postby bikkit » Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:43 pm

He looks like the lovechild of a potato and a paricuallaly stupid radish
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Postby poohcarrot » Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:07 pm

Are you talking about your avatar Bikkit?
"Disliking Carrot would be like kicking a puppy."
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Postby Penfold » Sat Jan 30, 2010 9:32 am

bikkit wrote:He looks like the lovechild of a potato and a paricuallaly stupid radish

Poohcarrot wrote:Are you talking about your avatar Bikkit?

Nah, I reckon it's Wayne Rooney :lol:
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