Sjoerd in shock horror of Avatar theft

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Sjoerd in shock horror of Avatar theft

Postby Morty » Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:09 pm

I have bad news this evening members. Earlier today Avatar director James Cameron managed to convince Interpol that Sjoerd3000 was planning a remake of Avatar. The confusion has all been caused by this single image.

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Members of this forum will know that Sjoerd3000 is a thoroughly decent chappie who merely helped a newbie to get the Avatar of his dreams. It would appear that this selfless act has landed Sjoerd in deep water. Naturally I’m guessing that the other members of the crack A Team are already aware of this outrage and will doing all they can to convince Interpol officers that this has been nothing more than a typical hissy fit from a Hollywood Luvie with idea’s above his station.

Personally I think Sjoerds Avatar is far better than the effort so amateurishly thrown together by Mr. Cameron but maybe I’m a little biased when it comes to forum loyalty.

Clearly Mr Cameron has been given some very iffy information which has led to Sjoerd being placed in the spotlight of suspicion of pirating.

I’m sure the members of this forum would like to pass on messages of support until the good name of Sjoerd has been cleared.
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Postby Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit » Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:23 am

Stay Alive Sjoerd!!!!! Just STAY ALIVE!!!!! We Will Find You!!!
Aha! So, Bob's yer uncle... very clever.
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Postby CrysaniaMajere » Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:59 am

Oh no, are the cops looking for Sjoerd??? We can let them arrest him! Is innocent!!
I'll tell them he can't be guilty!!
<Ah Interpolle, whattareyoefinkin' ?? watcheourSjoerde, de man es innocent, cann't you tell , jest look at der man!!!>
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:22 am

Hello everyone I managed to escape arrest. Verry early in the morning Interpol came to arrest me. I managed to dive through the window and made a run for my car I then tried to escape to the Groningen underground. Sadly Groningen has no underground (yet) and now I'm hiding in the University Library. I need some help first of all I need a safe place to stay and I need to clear my name. Please help :(
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Postby Tonyblack » Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:37 am

I thought Interpol sold flowers. :?
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:32 am

I thought it was strange they were carrying flowers :?
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Postby Quark » Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:04 pm

Use the L-Space! :o
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:20 pm

I might get lost :( Who knows what will happen then :wink:
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Postby CrysaniaMajere » Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:32 pm

You just send us a message and I'll come to pick you up. I think I could add a little modification to the engines of the van too, what do you think? :wink: Maybe I'll ask Scotty to help me :P
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:07 pm

Good idea Crys but I think you need some help from the Librarian to make the van L-space proof :wink:

The big guy in the leather jacket turned out to be a Golem from another world sent to protect me :shock: with his help I managed to evade the assasin with the strange eyes :wink: I turned out the golem had a very large crossbow hidden in his box, with it he tried to shoot the assasin but it seemed he missed :(
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Postby Tonyblack » Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:34 pm

You need one of these:

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Lots of British drivers have them. Guaranteed to protect your van from L-Space. :lol:
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Postby Morty » Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:48 pm

CrysaniaMajere wrote:Maybe I'll ask Scotty to help me :P


Oh my goodness Crysania IS TURNING UP on The Starship Enterprise

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Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9.
Och, if I give it any more she'll blow, Cap'n!
Engineer, Mr. Scott:
Ye cannot change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
ye cannot change the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim.
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill; Scotty, beam me up!
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.
Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, better calm down!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE

This thread has to be a Masterclass in how to go off topic......Priceless.
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Postby CrysaniaMajere » Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:26 pm

Morty wrote:
CrysaniaMajere wrote:Maybe I'll ask Scotty to help me :P


Oh my goodness Crysania IS TURNING UP on The Starship Enterprise

:lol: Sorry, couldn't resist, talking about engines.. I told you I'm an addicted, now, did I? :lol:
And I will dare say that I like this one more :lol: Image
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Postby Morty » Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:06 pm

CrysaniaMajere wrote:
Morty wrote:
CrysaniaMajere wrote:Maybe I'll ask Scotty to help me :P


Oh my goodness Crysania IS TURNING UP on The Starship Enterprise

:lol: Sorry, couldn't resist, talking about engines.. I told you I'm an addicted, now, did I? :lol:
And I will dare say that I like this one more :lol: Image


As Crysania has admitted arriving in the Starship Enterprise I went looking for a picture of her and after much searching I can EXCLUSIVLY present the first ever picture of CrysaniaMajere on the forum.

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I think there may be an internal fan club about to spring up in the very near future :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Postby CrysaniaMajere » Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:24 pm

That's such an old picture of me, Morty :lol: , this one is a more recent one with my new look: Image.

Don't know if you've seen the last movie I've made Morty, this is how I look like in there

Anyway, I'm not ON the enterprise right now, I have duties here too, but I can ask for help right? :wink:
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