No toilet moments for me either, but I did tell Chris Tarrant's ex (before she became Mrs. T) where the Ladies was when she was at court getting her own divorce - the usher saw Chris giving her a kiss for good luck before she went in to see the judge.
My sister and brother-in-law had a better Tarrant and Ingrid tale though - they were on a photographic safari in Zambia (I think) and Chris and Ingrid were in the same camp for 2 nights - Ingrid's v. nice to chat to but Chris wasn't too talkative (nice to know he can keep it zipped occasionally
). He did help Malcolm push the land rover out of a muddy stretch of bush road though - quite brave of them as they'd just left a large pride of lions and the spotter had his rifle handy whilst they were pushing
I also shared a lift/elevator with Jenny Seagrove (Woman of Substance star and sometime playmate of Michael Winner) when she was getting her divorce - she's much, much prettier and really
tiny in real life (remember I'm a shortass 5' 2"). I was on an open court case in another court which meant I had to wear a wig and gown and did I ever feel huge and tatty stood beside her!