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Postby janet » Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:37 pm

:lol: :lol: I'm still chuckling Monty :lol:
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Postby Batty » Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:07 pm

Excellent, Morty! :lol: :lol:
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Postby And » Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:37 am

:D Thank you Morty, clean and funny!
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Postby Morty » Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:44 am

Personally I think the list posted by wicked woman is far more amusing than the list I found .....and clean :lol:

I think the Asylum shoud be clean enough to be healthy but dirty enough to be happy :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby wicked woman » Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:08 am

Morty wrote:I think the Asylum shoud be clean enough to be healthy but dirty enough to be happy :lol: :lol: :lol:


Thank you, Morty, glad they made you laugh. I agree with you, I'm always aware that this forum is open to everyone. I have more jokes but some are rude. They are the ones my son sends me, :shock: :shock: :lol:
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Postby Tonyblack » Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:16 am

This thread made me remember another thread we had last year that some of you may not have seen.

Stupid Headlines Thread :lol:
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Postby Morty » Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:41 am

Tonyblack wrote:This thread made me remember another thread we had last year that some of you may not have seen.

Stupid Headlines Thread :lol:


Thanks for the link Tony......Now I've started the day laughing my head off anything is possible........ Time me thinks to go into battle over my DLA :lol: :lol: :lol:

What do I want.....
DLA
When do I want it
THREE XXXXING MONTHS AGO .....Plus my winter heating payment .....ALL BACKDATED

If I worked for the DLA team I wouldn't answer the phone to me today :lol: :lol: :lol:

Breakfast first I think. Egg, Bacon, Tomatoes, Black pudding and fried bread.

Cholesterol.......What Cholesterol :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:53 am

:lol: :lol: Hilarious, wicked woman. Oops, i did a foul ole ron.
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Postby Tonyblack » Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:03 am

Good luck with the DLA Morty!
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Postby Penfold » Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:18 am

Morty wrote:If I worked for the DLA team I wouldn't answer the phone to me today :lol: :lol: :lol:

Lucky you work for the A Team and not the DLA Team :evil: (second raters), which seem to be comprised of;

Hannibal Lecter:- Commander in Charge (of food vouchers).
(face)Ache:- interrogations expert.
FA:- payouts.
Hopping Mad (R. Anybody):- claimant.

Good luck, the A Team are right behind you! :)
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Postby Tonyblack » Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:21 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Morty » Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:21 am

Thank you Penfold your table is ready at Morty's cafe anytime. :wink:
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Postby Tonyblack » Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:27 am

For some reason this thread is showing as 3 pages long, but there's only two. How bizarre! :o
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Postby CrysaniaMajere » Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:06 am

:lol: :lol:
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Postby Moist von Lipwig » Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:42 am

At least when it will be really 3 pages long, it will be all truth. :lol:
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