Batty wrote:Tonyblack wrote:Morty's mug shot.
Prisoner 367453 Mortimer looks nothing like the image suggested by your Moderator a person known to me as Mr. Tonyblack. Prison has not been kind to Prisoner 367453 Mortimer as you can see by this photograph taken a few hours ago.
Prisoner 367453 Mortimer has asked to remind you all in The Discworld that he is due to shower with his cell mate in less than 24 hours
Prisoner 367410 Everard
Mr. Barraclough. HMP Prison Officer