The bust Morty out of prison Thread

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Re: The bust Morty out of prison Thread

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:48 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:
Sjoerd3000 wrote:I made this separate thread for our plan to break Morty out of prison :wink:

We need at least 2 more volunteers 1 for piloting the chopper and 1 to rescue Aley :wink:

The Plan
Crys will drive the vespa bazooka to the prison with me behind in the DAF Daffodil get a way car. Crys will then fire the bazooka from the vespa at the prison wall. Morty will be close by to make a run for the hole in the wall. I will grab a M60 from the car boot and will lay covering fire to make sure the guards will dive for cover. Crys will help Morty get to the car, with it we will make our escape to the airfield and then with the chopper to Monaco where Morty can lay low for a while :wink:

In the meantime Penfold and Batty will distract the police. Now all we need is a pilot for the Helicopter any volunteers? :P

I love it when a plan comes together 8)

and someone needs to escort Aley to Monaco to reunite her with Morty :wink:


Dear Sirs.

I would remind you that before you embark on such a policy, you will have to complete Forms A370, B108, and C200 in accordance with the Health & Safety at Work Protocols before you begin such an endeavour.

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Postby Bouncy Castle » Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:22 pm

Naturally.

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Postby Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit » Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:55 pm

poohcarrot wrote:I will be the evil criminal mastermind hiding in my volcano lair stroking a pussy. :lol:


:roll: Why does this Not suprise me?
Aha! So, Bob's yer uncle... very clever.
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:31 pm

Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit wrote:
poohcarrot wrote:I will be the evil criminal mastermind hiding in my volcano lair stroking a pussy. :lol:


:roll: Why does this Not suprise me?

Well yes but he's improving marginally - no day-glo paint refs... :lol: :twisted:
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Postby poohcarrot » Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:55 pm

I didn't say whose pussy. :twisted: :lol:
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:43 pm

Try to keep them incognito then dearie - much classier to keep a little mystique going in your lava lair :twisted: :lol:
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Postby Tonyblack » Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:27 am

They've obviously locked him in solitary as he wasn't online yesterday. Hope he's ok. :?
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Postby Morty » Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:01 pm

Tonyblack wrote:They've obviously locked him in solitary as he wasn't online yesterday. Hope he's ok. :?


Sadly not in solitary Tony and I would like to thank Mr. Barraclough for sneaking this message out for me.

I don’t want to appear pushy but my cell mate is 24 stone. He insists on calling me his ‘’Better Half’‘ and the rope on my Soap on a Rope has gone missing. Its shower night tomorrow night and strangely enough I’m getting a tad worried :cry: ......I’m getting desperate to see a Chopper hovering overhead but not the sort my cell mate is thinking about :shock: . Links to songs by The Village People and Right Said Fred would not be appreciated at this particular time. :twisted:

Sits back and waits for links to;-

Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Elton John
Culture Club
George Michael
Will Young
Erasure.

I could name several more but The Honey Monster is looking over my shoulder and thinks I’m preparing a guest list for our wedding :shock: :shock:

As I said at the beginning of this post I don’t want to appear pushy but as soon as possible could The A team move me up the list of priorities. The way things are going my DLA is going to be approved before I get out to spend it.........PMSL.
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Postby Dr Theobald » Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:06 pm

Just a thought, but surely it is the wrong approach to bust Morty out of prison? Even if a success that will mean the "authorities" will still be looking for him and may well drag him back inside again and increase his sentence just for a laugh.

The Toot thread NEEDS him so I have a vested interest in getting him out of prison.

Surely what we need is some legitimate reason, or almost legitimate, for the authorities to let him out. Working on the principle propounded by Bouncy I think the approach has to be via paperwork. If we can inventively create (= forge) enough official looking paperwork at different levels saying that Morty can be freed with a pardon then I am sure it will work.

We will need a first level of paperwork that can be presented to / arrive to the prison Governor, a second level back in a Ministry somewhere so that when the Governor checks it will all seem legitimate and a third level - just in case some Ministry Manderin does another check.

To get this to work we need an 'insider' in the ministry (bribery works well) and it would be useful to have one in the prison as well. I wonder if the Governor's secretary can be bribed with something? :)

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Postby Who's Wee Dug » Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:22 pm

We will need to get you a Imageso you can disapear in a poof of smoke.Imagethese guys have volunteered. :mrgreen:
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Postby Morty » Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:56 pm

Who's Wee Dug wrote:We will need to get you a Imageso you can disapear in a poof of smoke.Imagethese guys have volunteered. :mrgreen:


Dear Mr. Who’s Wee Dug,

Prisoner 367453 Mortimer had the foresight to bring with him his new Nokia E63 Mobile Communication Devise when he was incarcerated into HMP Slade. I have taken the rather unusual step of using the aforementioned device to reply on his behalf.

Prisoner 367453 Mortimer was under the impression that you were a friend of his and the sight of The Village People portrayed as emoticons has sent him over the edge. As the prison is terribly overcrowded it is not going to be possible to move him before weekend and it looks as if Prisoner 367453 Mortimer will be accompanying Prisoner 367410 Everard to the showers tomorrow evening. I would therefore ask that anymore such messages are not posted in public. Prisoner 367453 Mortimer has not adapted to prison life well and misses his Pussy terribly.

From now on all future posts will be monitored by me before Prisoner 367453 Mortimer is allowed to be traumatised anymore than he is already.

Yours
Mr. Barraclough. HMP Prison Officer
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Postby Tonyblack » Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:59 pm

Morty's mug shot. :wink:

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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:18 pm

After reading Morty's desperate message it's clear we need to get him out before tomorrow evening. So is everybody ready to go ahead with the plan tomorrow? Since there is so little time left our best option is to first bust Morty out and then we can clear his name using large amounts of paperwork so he can leave Monaco and go back to the lovely city of Manchester :P

Don't worry Morty we're coming for you :wink:
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Postby Morty » Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:30 pm

Sjoerd3000 wrote:
Don't worry Morty we're coming for you :wink:


Dear Mr. Sjoerd,

I have passed on your message of hope to Prisoner 367453 Mortimer and he has asked me to tell you that he hopes with all his heart that you lot come before Prisoner 367410 Everard does :oops: :oops: :oops:

Aficionados of The Carry On style of humour will I’m sure understand what I’m getting at........ :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dear Mr. Tonyblack,

I am known on the wing for being a bit of a soft touch and I passed on your message to Prisoner 357453 Mortimer and he asked me to tell you that he ''PHSL''

I have no idea what he means and I just hope that is it not part of a hidden code that might precipitate any unlawful action to bring about an attack on my beloved prison. As a Moderator of a highly well respected forum I trust I can rely upon your goodself to make sure the members of your forum abide by the laws of the land as well of those of The Discworld.

I thank you Sir for your anticipated cooperation,

Yours
Mr. Barraclough. HMP Prison Officer
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Postby Batty » Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:24 pm

Tonyblack wrote:Morty's mug shot. :wink:

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