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The bust Morty out of prison Thread

Postby Sjoerd3000 » Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:37 pm

I made this separate thread for our plan to break Morty out of prison :wink:

We need at least 2 more volunteers 1 for piloting the chopper and 1 to rescue Aley :wink:

The Plan
Crys will drive the vespa bazooka to the prison with me behind in the DAF Daffodil get a way car. Crys will then fire the bazooka from the vespa at the prison wall. Morty will be close by to make a run for the hole in the wall. I will grab a M60 from the car boot and will lay covering fire to make sure the guards will dive for cover. Crys will help Morty get to the car, with it we will make our escape to the airfield and then with the chopper to Monaco where Morty can lay low for a while :wink:

In the meantime Penfold and Batty will distract the police. Now all we need is a pilot for the Helicopter any volunteers? :P

I love it when a plan comes together 8)

and someone needs to escort Aley to Monaco to reunite her with Morty :wink:
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Postby Who's Wee Dug » Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:38 pm

The bread and water diet will do him good so leave him where he is for a while. Image :twisted:
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Postby Batty » Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:17 pm

Actually, Dug, considering the 3 meals a day and no heating bills to pay, being incarcerated might not be such a bad option!

Instead of us breaking Morty out, perhaps we could all break in and join him???
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Postby wicked woman » Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:23 pm

Has the bazooka been tested for metal fatigue? Looks to me like it might blow up if it's fired. Filler and paint do not a great gun make. :oops:
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Postby Exp. Date, the rat » Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:21 am

I can offer my assistance since I am of the rodent pressuasion. I will dig a hole under the jail and wall. This was be of no problem for me, but might for Mort since he will need to fit into a hole about 4 inches round.

Will that be a problem from Mort? :?
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Postby Danny B » Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:43 am

Click here, view the image and recoil in horror. I'm more than willing to dress in drag and distract the guards with my newly acquired feminine wiles. I mean, it worked for Nobby in Jingo, so I don't see why it can't work for me as well.
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Postby Penfold » Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:51 am

:!: Blimey, yes count me in!

Crumbs, I still don't know where the keys to the chopper areImage, any ideas?
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Postby Dotsie » Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:38 am

I will be the glamorous strumpet that likes to hang around with criminals :D
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Postby poohcarrot » Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:42 am

I will be the evil criminal mastermind hiding in my volcano lair stroking a pussy. :lol:
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Postby Jugula » Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:10 am

Any use for a self-propelled flying object? Vere there is trouble I am very villing to fly in and help. I vield a very mean baseball bat (lol), vhen in normal mode, und some nasty canines vhen .... vell, vhen!
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Postby CrysaniaMajere » Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:51 am

Sjoerd3000 wrote:and someone needs to escort Aley to Monaco to reunite her with Morty :wink:


Yeah, I think it's a good idea, then anyone trying to retake Morty would have a deadly encounter with a really-p*ssed-off-cat who was forced to travel and who was left alone without Morty to feed her. Just point her towards the guards and shout "They took your food away from you" !

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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:57 am

The bazooka has been tested and did show some signs of metal fatigue but it has been expertly repaired using duct tape :wink:

No worries Exp.Date you can be our line of communications with Morty and you can do reconnaissance :wink:

Danny B that would be excellent if you and Batty can distract the guards/police Penfold can fly the chopper (if he can find the keys) :wink:

Jugula you can help Penfold finding the keys from the chopper :wink:

Pooh you can come up with evil plans to take over the world!!!!! :twisted:

it's a million-to-one chance, but it might just work! :D
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Postby CrysaniaMajere » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:13 am

If Fred Colon theory is right, I hope it is exactly a million-to-one chance. Then it's for sure it will work. :P
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Postby bikkit » Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:15 pm

I could poison my chocolate chips and get rid of the guards...hang on, I might die too... anyways, I still have the decoy, unfortunatly, it's still in its dress.
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Re: The bust Morty out of prison Thread

Postby Bouncy Castle » Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:30 pm

Sjoerd3000 wrote:I made this separate thread for our plan to break Morty out of prison :wink:

We need at least 2 more volunteers 1 for piloting the chopper and 1 to rescue Aley :wink:

The Plan
Crys will drive the vespa bazooka to the prison with me behind in the DAF Daffodil get a way car. Crys will then fire the bazooka from the vespa at the prison wall. Morty will be close by to make a run for the hole in the wall. I will grab a M60 from the car boot and will lay covering fire to make sure the guards will dive for cover. Crys will help Morty get to the car, with it we will make our escape to the airfield and then with the chopper to Monaco where Morty can lay low for a while :wink:

In the meantime Penfold and Batty will distract the police. Now all we need is a pilot for the Helicopter any volunteers? :P

I love it when a plan comes together 8)

and someone needs to escort Aley to Monaco to reunite her with Morty :wink:


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