Has Jan Van Quirm been Kidnapped.......Shock..Horror.

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Postby Morty » Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:15 pm

Tonyblack wrote:
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Tonyblack wrote:If it was Manchester, shouldn't that be the Ayup Team? :lol:


Me an Dotsie will av u no that up ere in Manchestor wier not a bunch of Ayup well go tut foot of our stairs hillbillies

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I didn't say the Ayup Team were from Manchester - just that they escaped to Manchester. :wink:

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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:05 pm

Tonyblack wrote:In 1972 a crap commando unit was sent to prison by Rochdale magistrates' court for a crime they (allegedly) didn't commit. These men eventually escaped from a low security open prison to the Greater Manchester underground.

Today, still wanted by the rozzers, they survive on social security. If you have a problem*, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, and you are really, really desperate and don't have much money, maybe you can hire the Ayup-Team. :P


*Although the Citizen's Advice Bureau would probably be more useful.


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You know Morty I´m 6 ft 5.5in tall so it would be almost impossible for Dotsie to lose sight of me :wink:

I´m absolutly nowhere near Manchester and I´m not in Manchester to look for you so you can give me that free drink you promised so you can go home safely now :wink: :twisted:
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Postby Morty » Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:15 pm

Sjoerd3000 wrote:
Tonyblack wrote:In 1972 a crap commando unit was sent to prison by Rochdale magistrates' court for a crime they (allegedly) didn't commit. These men eventually escaped from a low security open prison to the Greater Manchester underground.

Today, still wanted by the rozzers, they survive on social security. If you have a problem*, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, and you are really, really desperate and don't have much money, maybe you can hire the Ayup-Team. :P


*Although the Citizen's Advice Bureau would probably be more useful.


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You know Morty I´m 6 ft 5.5in tall so it would be almost impossible for Dotsie to lose sight of me :wink:

I´m absolutly nowhere near Manchester and I´m not in Manchester to look for you so you can give me that free drink you promised so you can go home safely now :wink: :twisted:


Ah I had no idea you were so tall Sjoerd......I would get on my knees to offer my apology but I'm scared I won't be able to get up again :oops: :oops: :oops:

Would these beers and this rather attractive young filly go anyway to making up for my dreadful mistake.....

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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:20 pm

Thanks a lot Morty the beers (and the pretty lady :wink: ) more than makes up for your mistake :D

Have a beer yourself :wink:
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Postby Morty » Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:36 pm

Sjoerd3000 wrote:Thanks a lot Morty the beers (and the pretty lady :wink: ) more than makes up for your mistake :D

Have a beer yourself :wink:


Most kind of you Sjoerd but the young lady would do me a lot more good :wink:
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Postby chris.ph » Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:19 am

i would send her back and tell her to fill the blinkin glasses up properly :wink:
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Postby Penfold » Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:30 am

chris.ph wrote:i would send her back and tell her to fill the blinkin glasses up properly :wink:

I'd send the drinks back (tea total I'm afraid) but keep her! Image :lol:
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Postby wicked woman » Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:36 am

Tonyblack wrote:
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Tonyblack wrote:If it was Manchester, shouldn't that be the Ayup Team? :lol:


That's Cannibal Smith (commander)
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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:45 pm

Humph! no one said anything when i'd dissapeared for 3 weeks. :( :lol: :lol:

Has she reported back yet, Sarge. Or is she still lost in the the land of Round?
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Postby poohcarrot » Mon Jan 18, 2010 1:10 pm

Ponder! Thank goodness you're back! Where have you been? Are you OK? We've been phoning all the hospitals in Jakarta trying to find you.! :lol:
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Postby Dotsie » Mon Jan 18, 2010 2:03 pm

You always disappear! But you always come back :wink:
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Mon Jan 18, 2010 5:43 pm

Whereas as I'm wafting around here nearly all the time like a bad smell so of course I'm 'missed' when I (or my kit) go AWOL... :P
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Postby CrysaniaMajere » Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:09 am

That's right!! :lol: :wink: :lol:

But Ponder, we know you'll come back so we just wait without annoying you every time :wink: !! and we're always very happy to see you back in here!! I know I am :D
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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:18 am

poohcarrot wrote:Ponder! Thank goodness you're back! Where have you been? Are you OK? We've been phoning all the hospitals in Jakarta trying to find you.! :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I hope i'm not in all the hospitals.

You are right, dotsie, its this blashted school system where they give us about 10 pieces of homework in a day and then forget about it for a week. That and going on holiday in Puncak. :lol:
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