I’m starting off by making some assumptions.
One you’re Irish.
Two at the moment your gift is an envelope.
Three You’re Wee Man is very young and unimpressionable.
The last one is particularly important
If I’m wrong then do what everybody else does on this forum and ignore me
I think Dotsie’s idea of starting the day with a pint of Guinness has to be the first move, but you serve it to him dressed as a
You stay dressed in this costume until you’ve opened all the presents and just ignore any questions he asks you.
When he looks all sad and miserable and meekly asks ‘’where’s my present’’
You retire to the bedroom where you change into an.
You go back to your boyfriend and announce that breakfast will be served shortly.
You have already got breakfast sorted out and simply arrange his meal on a suitable trolley and wheel it back to where he is still wondering where his present is and what the Hell’s going on.
You then announce Special Air Telegram for (insert name) preferably your boyfriends name. He opens aforementioned envelope and ........From then on you’re on your own kiddo
Now you see why I asked if the Wee Man was too young to understand
Maybe you like the idea, maybe you don’t but I had loads of fun searching for Sexy Air Hostess in Google with the Safe Search switched off
An old romantic
.....Nah just a dirty old man
Have a great Christmas and a wonderful trip in March.
Morty the Perve
Edit....If you are short of cash I have both costumes in my wardrobe....Size 8 but both in latex so they will stretch