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Postby Morty » Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:50 pm

CrysaniaMajere wrote:
Mortimer Postlethwaite wrote:CrysaniaMajere I'm shocked that you know of such jokes :oops:


I'm terrible at telling jokes, but many boys here think they are born-comedians and love to tell jokes.. so i know this, the one of the 15-cm-tall-mad-man, the one of how-many-beers-etc that boys loves to tell to girls just to see them :arrow: :oops: ...
but I don't remember much of them, I tend to forget. (obviously i did :arrow: :oops: :oops: :oops: when I heard those jokes the first time. that's why i remember these ones.)


Maybe the forum should have a joke thread just for you so you don't forget anymore jokes and then you can give the boys a run for their money :lol:
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Postby Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit » Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:38 pm

Even Terry says that if everyone got all the jokes in his novels, they would be a bit odd. Everybody has a sense of humor that is different at different times. I know I do. An off colour joke is a sign that someone is a bit normal.

Some jokes strike me as odd until I finally get it. Or, I will suddenly find something funny down the road that I didn't think was funny earlier.
Aha! So, Bob's yer uncle... very clever.
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Postby poohcarrot » Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:37 pm

Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit wrote: Everybody has a sense of humor that is different at different times. I know I do.


:shock: No! Really? I'd have never guessed! :roll:
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Postby chris.ph » Wed Nov 25, 2009 6:37 pm

watch out pooh she will be after spanking you again :lol:
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Postby Tonyblack » Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:25 pm

Mortimer Postlethwaite wrote:Maybe the forum should have a joke thread just for you so you don't forget anymore jokes and then you can give the boys a run for their money :lol:


Like this one for example. :wink:
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Postby Morty » Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:34 pm

Tonyblack wrote:
Mortimer Postlethwaite wrote:Maybe the forum should have a joke thread just for you so you don't forget anymore jokes and then you can give the boys a run for their money :lol:


Like this one for example. :wink:


I'm sorry Tony I did go and look to see if one already existed. I'm sorry for not looking hard enough.
If you want to delete my thread please go ahead and do so and I will more than happy to contribute to your existing thread.

Mortimer :oops:
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Postby Tonyblack » Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:52 pm

No problems - leave it as it is, that's fine. :wink:
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Postby kakaze » Fri Nov 27, 2009 6:16 am

poohcarrot wrote:Believe it or not, but that is the first time I've ever heard TP speak! :lol:


You haven't seen The Colour of Magic DVD yet? Terry's one of the astrochelenologists in the beginning:

AC #1: "What is the sex of the Great A'Tuin?"
AC #2 (Terry): "Why does it matter?"
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Postby poohcarrot » Fri Nov 27, 2009 7:38 am

Haven't seen it.
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Postby Vena Ravenhaired » Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:42 pm

Well, I'm not a Lady, so I clicked, and thought it was fun. :lol:

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