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Postby Morty » Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:43 pm

I’m shocked :oops:

One of the reasons I joined this forum was because I thought Mr. Pratchett was a gentleman.

Here is clip of him telling a joke.

I would advise all the lady members not to click HERE PMSL
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Postby Dandelion » Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:30 pm

Well, don't klick here either, if you think that Kate Bush is a Lady...
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Postby Kladivo » Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:56 pm

A classic :)
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Postby Quark » Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:01 am

Ah well. I'm sure Mr Pratchett is a gentleman. It's just that he wanted to tell a joke. You can't be an author like Pratchett without having a sense of humour.
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Postby poohcarrot » Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:04 am

Believe it or not, but that is the first time I've ever heard TP speak! :lol:
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Postby Quark » Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:49 am

Same here, actually. :O
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Postby Lord Ponsamby-Smyth » Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:58 pm

Dandelion wrote:Well, don't klick here either, if you think that Kate Bush is a Lady...


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Postby freddy » Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:12 pm

:lol: It a brillent joke that Sir Terry has told I have heard it before I think the peolple of Discworld monthly did a link to in one their news letter or might been one of you fun people on this forem lol anyway it made me smile thanks
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Postby Morty » Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:12 pm

freddy wrote::lol: It a brillent joke that Sir Terry has told I have heard it before I think the peolple of Discworld monthly did a link to in one their news letter or might been one of you fun people on this forem lol anyway it made me smile thanks


I'd never heard the joke before Freddy and like you I thought it was very funny.The way Terry speaks actually makes it even funnier. You don't tend to hear such well spoken gents telling jokes like that. The tongue in cheek remark warning the lady members not to click on the link was exactly that ....Tongue in cheek.....How many Ladies took my advise I wonder :roll:
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Postby Tonyblack » Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:29 pm

After the first time I heard Terry speak in public, I used to hear his voice when I read his books. :lol:
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:51 pm

Mortimer Postlethwaite wrote:I'd never heard the joke before Freddy and like you I thought it was very funny.The way Terry speaks actually makes it even funnier. You don't tend to hear such well spoken gents telling jokes like that. The tongue in cheek remark warning the lady members not to click on the link was exactly that ....Tongue in cheek.....How many Ladies took my advise I wonder :roll:

Where? What ladies? Here? :lol:
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Postby CrysaniaMajere » Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:20 pm

Mortimer Postlethwaite wrote:I'd never heard the joke before Freddy and like you I thought it was very funny.The way Terry speaks actually makes it even funnier. You don't tend to hear such well spoken gents telling jokes like that. The tongue in cheek remark warning the lady members not to click on the link was exactly that ....Tongue in cheek.....How many Ladies took my advise I wonder :roll:


I didn't took the advice, but didn't listen because I've already seen that clip on youtube along with others (a research on Terry Pratchett, how original of me, I'm sure...). Anyway, I already knew that joke, it's a classic :lol: :oops: :lol:
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Postby Morty » Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:31 pm

Jan Van Quirm wrote:
Mortimer Postlethwaite wrote:I'd never heard the joke before Freddy and like you I thought it was very funny.The way Terry speaks actually makes it even funnier. You don't tend to hear such well spoken gents telling jokes like that. The tongue in cheek remark warning the lady members not to click on the link was exactly that ....Tongue in cheek.....How many Ladies took my advise I wonder :roll:

Where? What ladies? Here? :lol:


But did you click on the link Jan :wink:

CrysaniaMajere I'm shocked that you know of such jokes :oops:
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Postby CrysaniaMajere » Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:43 pm

Mortimer Postlethwaite wrote:CrysaniaMajere I'm shocked that you know of such jokes :oops:


I'm terrible at telling jokes, but many boys here think they are born-comedians and love to tell jokes.. so i know this, the one of the 15-cm-tall-mad-man, the one of how-many-beers-etc that boys loves to tell to girls just to see them :arrow: :oops: ...
but I don't remember much of them, I tend to forget. (obviously i did :arrow: :oops: :oops: :oops: when I heard those jokes the first time. that's why i remember these ones.)
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:49 pm

I'd seen it before Monty, but yeah I clicked :twisted:
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