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Happy Birthday Batty & Tonyblack

Postby poohcarrot » Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:34 am

It's November 15 here in Japan already, and it would have been a bit silly if Tony did his own birthday. (Dotsie spotted it)

ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY

While every effort (ie; none whatsoever) has been taken to ensure the accuracy of the following information, it probably isn't

4,500,000,000 BC - Rincewind drops his sandwich and creates life
28,000 BC - The golem that exploded in Going Postal was given life. (his name begins with an "A", I think, but can't be bothered to check)
5,009 BC - Dios, High Priest of Djelibebi born
4,773 BC 10:53 am - Carl S Berg invents alcohol as a cure for knurd
10:54 am - Bibulous (God of wine) comes into existence
10:55 am - Quaffing invented
10:59 am - Yobbo (God of did-you-spill-my-pint?) comes into existence
10:37 pm - Bilious (God of hangovers) comes into existence

4,012 BC - Lu-Tze born
2,367 BC 4:27 pm - Frank N Furter invents the sausage
4:48 pm - Ye-Olde-Cutte-Mine-Owne-Throate Dibbler goes into business

173 BC - The ocean in the Great Nef dehydrates
261 AD - Arthur Mind (Batty's ancestor) invents the first bad pun
472 AD - Vlad the slightly unpleasent (Uberworld vampire) is killed
863 AD - Battle of Koom Valley where the sneaky Lawn Ornaments ambush the plucky Trolls
932 AD - Vlad the slightly unpleasent is killed (again)
975 AD - Battle of Koom Valley where the sneaky Rocks ambush the plucky Dwarves
1859 AD - Jim Cloop (although dead) is re-elected Mayor of Scrote
1877 AD - Truckle the Uncivil born - so f*** off you w***ers!
1889 AD - Smi-Lee (Batty's ancestor) South Korean inventor of the smiley icon is born
1893 AD - Casanunder (aged 3) seduces his kindergarten teacher
1901 AD - Alchemist's Guildhall built
1902 AD - Alchemist's Guildhall explodes and is rebuilt
1903 AD - Alchemist's Guildhall explodes twice and is rebuilt twice (etc etc)
1909 AD - Vlad the slightly unpleasent is killed again (etc etc)
1912 AD - Coffin Henry coughs up phlegm for the first time
1923 AD - Leonard of Quirm finishes his masterpiece "The Mona Ogg"
1932 AD - Hodgesaargh is attacked by his own cuddly toy parrot while in his pram
1933 AD - A duck lands on a beggar's head (What duck?)
1947 AD - Blown Away wins 8 Osrics
1957 AD - Snori Snoricousin and his Brass Idiots invent Rock n Troll
1958 AD - Tonyblack born. The midwife takes one look at him and slaps the mother
1962 AD - Batty born with a smile on her face (well, I don't know how old she is!)
1965 AD - Jan (aged 6) receives an early Hogswatch gift of a typewriter and then proceeds to type an 18-page thankyou letter to the Hogfather
1966 AD - The Hogfather is two days late delivering presents because he's still reading Jan's letter
1981 AD - Dotsie (aged 3) scientifically proves to her kindergarten RE teacher that God, in fact, does not exist
1984 AD - Tonyblack gets a job as a postman with the Royal Mail
1985 AD - Tonyblack is promoted to work on the counter (Wow!)
1993 AD - Sjoerd, aged 8, plays his first game of Cluedo. After meticulously eliminating all the alternatives, he boldly states that it was "Colonel Mustard in the Billiard Room with the lead-piping." He is completely wrong on every count!
1995 AD - Batty is officially declared "Unbalanced" - but nobody notices any difference
1999 AD - Dutch acid/techno band Tonyblack are formed
2003 AD - Bikkit born (Fair game because she won)
2007 AD - Tonyblack marries SW Reader

Happy Birthday to both of you! :lol:
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Postby CrysaniaMajere » Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:19 am

I think I'll stop now to understand why are you already on sunday..(16 hours ahead??).
Let's go to important things. I know one shouldn't wish it before the day has come, but i won't be here till tuesday so:

:simbolically-waiting-14-hours-until-it's-sunday-here-in-Genoa:
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Image Tonyblack and Batty!!! :)
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Postby Batty » Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:34 am

Image pooh! I was literally laughing out loud!

One question though, "4,500,000,000 BC - Rincewind drops his sandwich and creates life" - Surely there must have already been life if Rincewind was around and in possession of a sandwich? ... or are you suggesting that Rincewind is a sandwich short of a picnic?? Image

I will wait until tomorrow to post a message to Tony. :D

Thank you, also CrysaniaMajere! :D :D
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Sat Nov 14, 2009 12:30 pm

:lol: :lol: That's really great Pooh :lol: :lol:
Rincewind dropped the sandwich in Eric when he and Eric witnessed the creation of the world and Rincewind gets a sandwhich from the creator which he drops and this sandwich was the origin of life :D

It's not yet sunday I shall congratulate you both tommorow :wink:
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Postby Jason » Sat Nov 14, 2009 12:57 pm

Happy Birthday Tony and Batty.
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:12 pm

Happy Birthday Tony and Batty!

smartypants wrote:1965 AD - Jan (aged 6) receives an early Hogswatch gift of a typewriter and then proceeds to type an 18-page thankyou letter to the Hogfather
1966 AD - The Hogfather is two days late delivering presents because he's still reading Jan's letter

I'd have been 7 thank you so very much (am 5 months older than Tony assuming you got his year of birth correct - or is it just that your math is wonky?.... :twisted: )

V. Well done though - A+++++ :lol:
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Postby Tonyblack » Sat Nov 14, 2009 2:33 pm

:lol: Those are hysterical! Thanks Pooh (although I joined Royal Mail in 1979 :P ). :lol:

Happy Birthday Batty! (even if it is a day early)
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Postby chris.ph » Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:03 pm

happy birthday both of you :D
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Postby cols » Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:13 pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY :D BATTY

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Postby cols » Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:15 pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY :D TONY
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Postby bikkit » Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:22 pm

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Postby Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit » Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:13 pm

Happy Birthday to Both of You!!
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Postby Who's Wee Dug » Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:47 pm

I will give in to the waiting and wish you both a very happy birthday.
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Postby captainsmog » Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:27 pm

Twice wonderful conception celebration day! :roll:
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:01 am

Happy Birthday Tony and Batty :D :D
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