Website disappearance – Dodger named as possible suspect

September 14th, 2012

Many of you may have tried to visit this website yesterday, only to find it wasn’t here. We looked for it too, but despite our best efforts to track it down, we simply couldn’t locate it.

All sorts of rumours and conspiracy theories arose, but we can’t help thinking it had something to do with a certain young fellow by the name of Dodger. Far be it from us to point the finger of blame, but let’s look at the evidence…

- Yesterday just happened to mark the publication of the UK edition of a book bearing his name.

- Reports have suggested that the sewer-scavenging lad is partial to taking ownership of nice, sparkly things that belong to others.

- He’s cunning, artful and more than a little mischievous.

Just a coincidence? Possibly, but we’ll be keeping a close eye on him from now on and we wish to apologise for any inconvenience caused by the temporary disappearance of this website.

You can keep an eye on Dodger too, by watching the book video trailer here.


Comments for: Website disappearance – Dodger named as possible suspect

  1. Flaming June says:

    Will you be updating the events page of the website?

  2. Bouncy Castle says:

    It was a cunning plan by Robert Rankin!!!

    (Ooooh. More than one apostrophe).